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bearded vulture illustration
He Looks Like He Runs a Bird Mafia๐
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there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
08.02.2026 00:19 โ ๐ 1875 ๐ 161 ๐ฌ 58 ๐ 10Doing some BG3 with tall son! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
07.02.2026 18:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gavin Newsom is a terrible person who just happens to hate Donald Trump. Please don't let him get past the primary.
07.02.2026 17:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's deeply important to understand that this kind of shit has absolutely nothing to do with who is likely to win an election
and everything to do with telling trans people to shut the fuck up and sit in the corner
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
07.02.2026 14:34 โ ๐ 17463 ๐ 4411 ๐ฌ 247 ๐ 108LOL.
07.02.2026 15:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One of my all time favorites.
07.02.2026 15:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An hour later he's still in the bathroom, sobbing with frustration at how weird his dick looks, his date has long since left the restaurant.
07.02.2026 06:22 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Guy who tries to inject hyaluronic acid into his dick after seeing it in the news, but fucks up and only half his dick gets bigger, now it's all asymmetrical and weird.
He tries to even it out by injecting a bit elsewhere, but it's like fixing bangs or eyeliner, oh god now it's even worse.
Can you imagine some ICE "just following orders" goon disappearing into the police force or worse, teaching your kid? California has the right idea.
07.02.2026 12:55 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I always wondered what the olympics were like with Hitler in attendanceโฆ I didnโt mean I wanted to see some kind of rehash though ๐
07.02.2026 14:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Canada showed it and our announcers commented on it ๐
07.02.2026 13:53 โ ๐ 70 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0๐ด LIVE! it's DATE NIGHT! I couldn't decide what to do so we're dating everything. www.twitch.tv/128grazer
07.02.2026 02:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0idk why they're even bothering with the 'oh a staffer did it' bs. anyone dumb enough to believe that probably loved the post anyway
07.02.2026 01:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0go off jack white
06.02.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 7782 ๐ 1817 ๐ฌ 75 ๐ 203A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads โMaybe it will happen todayโ.
06.02.2026 14:12 โ ๐ 1727 ๐ 456 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 12Chances are, youโre paying too much for groceries. ๐ธ
Letโs take a look at whyโ and why it doesnโt have to be this way.
Watch to the end for just one of the ways the Ontario NDP will rein in these outrageous prices.
HELL YEAH! My home province! globalnews.ca/news/1165470...
06.02.2026 13:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
05.02.2026 13:46 โ ๐ 6591 ๐ 2015 ๐ฌ 119 ๐ 192my thoughts on BG3TV
06.02.2026 12:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah... It's really too soon for me to say anything more than 'huh, that's interesting' :v 'Featuring' characters from the game could mean anything. Are we talking companions, or Volo/Mol/Rolan type people? Sticky Dondo? And does 'feature' mean main character, recurring, cameo? It's all so vague.
06.02.2026 12:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Back on the strugglebus with Karlach and friends! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
06.02.2026 01:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pro wrestler Mark Henry holding a bottle of pills with the text: guys you gotta take reindeer organs 6,465 211 904 RT wwe and 620K others follow themarkhenry themarkhenry I'm 54 years old and still going hard with high T.I'm the World's Strongest Man, WWE
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
05.02.2026 08:34 โ ๐ 1588 ๐ 272 ๐ฌ 61 ๐ 77Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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