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Huge bear fan she/they/one #ldnont shop ๐Ÿป https://saltwife.bigcartel.com/ | https://www.etsy.com/shop/Longpig tumblr ๐Ÿป https://saltwife.tumblr.com twitch ๐Ÿป https://www.twitch.tv/128grazer

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Twitch Twitch is the world
08.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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128Grazer - just like a little rory calhoun Watch 128Grazer's clip titled
08.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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128Grazer - a giant WHAT Watch 128Grazer's clip titled

Playing #bg3 with my kid is the best.

08.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bearded vulture illustration

bearded vulture illustration

He Looks Like He Runs a Bird Mafia๐Ÿ‘€
#beardedvulture #vultureart #fantasybird #ornamentalart#colorbeast #birdportrait #vulturelove #illustration #birdart #birdillustration #animalart

12.07.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3868    ๐Ÿ” 954    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"

08.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1875    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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128Grazer - Twitch BG3 with my teenage son! | swearing ok | don't be degen

Doing some BG3 with tall son! www.twitch.tv/128grazer

07.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom is a terrible person who just happens to hate Donald Trump. Please don't let him get past the primary.

07.02.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's deeply important to understand that this kind of shit has absolutely nothing to do with who is likely to win an election

and everything to do with telling trans people to shut the fuck up and sit in the corner

07.02.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 609    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17463    ๐Ÿ” 4411    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 247    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

LOL.

07.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my all time favorites.

07.02.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An hour later he's still in the bathroom, sobbing with frustration at how weird his dick looks, his date has long since left the restaurant.

07.02.2026 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Guy who tries to inject hyaluronic acid into his dick after seeing it in the news, but fucks up and only half his dick gets bigger, now it's all asymmetrical and weird.

He tries to even it out by injecting a bit elsewhere, but it's like fixing bangs or eyeliner, oh god now it's even worse.

07.02.2026 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you imagine some ICE "just following orders" goon disappearing into the police force or worse, teaching your kid? California has the right idea.

07.02.2026 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16216    ๐Ÿ” 4547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153

I always wondered what the olympics were like with Hitler in attendanceโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t mean I wanted to see some kind of rehash though ๐Ÿ˜‘

07.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada showed it and our announcers commented on it ๐Ÿ’€

07.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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128Grazer - Twitch DATE NIGHT! | 18 +

๐Ÿ”ด LIVE! it's DATE NIGHT! I couldn't decide what to do so we're dating everything. www.twitch.tv/128grazer

07.02.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk why they're even bothering with the 'oh a staffer did it' bs. anyone dumb enough to believe that probably loved the post anyway

07.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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go off jack white

06.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7782    ๐Ÿ” 1817    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 203
A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads โ€˜Maybe it will happen todayโ€™.

A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads โ€˜Maybe it will happen todayโ€™.

06.02.2026 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1727    ๐Ÿ” 456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Chances are, youโ€™re paying too much for groceries. ๐Ÿ’ธ

Letโ€™s take a look at whyโ€” and why it doesnโ€™t have to be this way.

Watch to the end for just one of the ways the Ontario NDP will rein in these outrageous prices.

06.02.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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New Brunswick leaving X, premier says concerns about it โ€˜deeply troublingโ€™ - New Brunswick | Globalnews.ca X has been facing global condemnation because its AI chatbot, Grok, is able to produce sexualized images of people without their consent.

HELL YEAH! My home province! globalnews.ca/news/1165470...

06.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

05.02.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6591    ๐Ÿ” 2015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

my thoughts on BG3TV

06.02.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah... It's really too soon for me to say anything more than 'huh, that's interesting' :v 'Featuring' characters from the game could mean anything. Are we talking companions, or Volo/Mol/Rolan type people? Sticky Dondo? And does 'feature' mean main character, recurring, cameo? It's all so vague.

06.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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128Grazer - Twitch Karlach of All Trades Honour Mode (for now) | spider time, spider time | 18 +

Back on the strugglebus with Karlach and friends! www.twitch.tv/128grazer

06.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pro wrestler Mark Henry holding a bottle of pills with the text:

guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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Pro wrestler Mark Henry holding a bottle of pills with the text: guys you gotta take reindeer organs 6,465 211 904 RT wwe and 620K others follow themarkhenry themarkhenry I'm 54 years old and still going hard with high T.I'm the World's Strongest Man, WWE

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

05.02.2026 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1588    ๐Ÿ” 272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17609    ๐Ÿ” 5298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 357

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