Michael Procopio, discount fishmonger.

YouTube video by Cher Cher - America (with Charo) (The Cher Show, 05/04/1975)

Grateful to have grown up during the campiest decade in history.

I'd hit that.

The Fruitlessness of Hope Or: How to Poach a Georgia Peach

This week at Spatchcock: Children who spend their youth waiting for peach trees to grow and the parents who trick them.

On your next outing, I would suggest an off-brand high fiber cereal. Less conspicuous.

Sigh.

I needed to see this photo today. I thought other people might need it, too.

Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford playing Boggle.

Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford (Treuhaft) playing Boggle.

Can't wait until they meta re-imagine MacGruder & Loud.

Not quite the opening line, but now I think it should be.

And thank you!

Only 1,860 paid subscriptions to go!

You have just given me an excellent start to my day.

THANK YOU.

John Wayne's Balls Or: Brief-less Encounter (An Introduction)

“It was my first glimpse of a Western cinematic icon’s genitalia. It would not be my last.”

The first in a series of essays for what will eventually become my memoir. I very much want Judy Davis to play my mom in the Hallmark Channel serialization.

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Sadly, pink was prohibited in Big Bear until 1983.

True story: The very first snow person I made was named Pinky Tuscadero.

This was a great clip to wake up to. Thank you!

I had it done in needlepoint.

YouTube video by ewjxn 1992 International Correspondence School "Sally Struthers" TV Commercial

Wishing Sally Struthers a very happy birthday.

I love her so much it hurts.

Amen.

But Jane Fonda still looks incredible, so I prefer your theory.

Also, our early developmental years did not happen during The Great Depression and WWII.

All that polio and asbestos really did a number on his generation.

The Conversation. I'd recognize Gene Hackman's thighs anywhere.

Eight year old me posing with a block of cement with Ann Miller's hand and foot prints.

Tell me you're a fancy boy without telling me you're a fancy boy.

Make that Lord Lytton. So sorry.

Poor Mr. Bulwer-Lytton might need a hug.

Les Marseillaises Or: You're Soaking in It.

In honor of Bastille Day, a salute to French ingenuity. And plumbing. spatchcock.substack.com/p/les-marsei...

Epic Movie #shirleyvalentine #josnnalumley #abfab #absolutelyfaboulous #fyp #fypシ #foryoupage #foryou TikTok video by adamsflipflops

Today feels like "Go fetal and watch Shirley Valentine" kind of day. www.tiktok.com/@adamsflipfl...

I'm sometimes charmed by English place names. Please picnic at Belvoir Castle next.