Michael Procopio, at liberty

Tell that idiot to go back to his winery and stay there.

It’s so frustrating. My lovely doctor recently went to private insurance, so I can no longer afford him.

CURTSY BEFORE ZOD.

I started going to an individually owned pharmacy where all the Russian ladies behind the counter flirt with me and I could not be happier.

I'm finding it hard to get past the quotation marks in the title.

St. Valentine's Day Cholera The Anti-aphrodisiacal Dish

For Valentine's Day, a passion killing pie.
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I could watch Faye Dunaway get slapped for hours.

Or I was...

I encountered Ms. Dunaway twice.

The 1st time, she asked me if I was an idiot. The 2nd, she called me "a fucking moron."

Why do all the models look haunted?

Or an ad.

Validation.

AI generated image of an alcoholic wannabe supervillain in a tight fitting stars & stripes outfit.

Liberace in a subtle-for-him stars & stripes get up dripping in patriotic fringe.

Who wore it better?

Is he dead yet?

Very correct!

Quite new to me, so thanks!

YouTube video by Classic Sounds 70s Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi (1977) HD

Post a banger that isn’t in English:

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I do confess I enjoyed it.

I did not know this was the original!

Such a surprising amount to choose from.

YouTube video by Rai Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973

Post a banger that isn't in English:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-w...

And some have go-to Dame Maggie, Dame Edith, and Dame Judith ones.

Are we 100% certain that's not Nancy Kulp as Romeo?

He doesn't Like Bosom Buddies?

The drugs are absolutely marvelous.

I went to an American Wendy's in Milan in the summer of 1988 because the friend I was with insisted. They sold wine and lovely young Italian women served you from the salad bar, which I remember was surprisingly cabbage-forward.

It might just help improve my image.

Are you telling me this is a great song, slut shaming me, or managing to do both at the same time?

I honestly play that song on regular rotation.

Reciprocated.