SarahEllen

Whatever happens, at least we had that

#bluejays #worldseries

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

The Blue Jays closing out game 2:

#bluejays

elmo and kermit from sesame street are standing next to each other and kissing . ALT: elmo and kermit from sesame street are standing next to each other and kissing .

#bluejays

The British and the French during WW1:

#BlueJays

Blue Jays fans watching Max Sherzer pitch:

#bluejays

Watching the jays
#bluejays

Watching the jays
#bluejays

Forget girl math, the only arithmetic I’m doing this summer is fruit math
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How many days will it take for these peaches to ripen?

x2= the amount of strawberries I need to feed 12 people

I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF

Solved the mini in 36 seconds after a nine-minute clunker yesterday

#amwriting #writingcommunity #amreading #readingcommunity

Yankees when confronted with a ball they have to field:

#bluejays #toronto #yankees

Jays fans watching the Yankees implode:

#bluejays #yankees

Is coming up with an idea for a novel easy?

No.

But is writing the first draft a blast?

Also no.

But is editing said draft a pleasurable experience?

No again.

Makes me wonder why I spend my time doing this when I could be doing anything else.

#amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity

Frog and toad

Me, putting an Instagram time limit on my phone

#booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity

Chapell’s song is the Gen Z version of “Since You Been Gone”..you start the verses thinking it’s going to go well and then…Good Luck, Babe

#music #musicsky

Fresh out the slammer (reading an 1000 page familial epic) I know who my first call will be to (the paciest mystery novel I can find)

#amreading #readingcommunity #boosky

It is a fact, universally acknowledged, that a single man in a picture displaying a fish he has caught, must be in want of a wife

#booksky #amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity #readingcommunity

It’s Spring. 🌸

Go for a walk and admire the cherry blossoms.

Accidentally dye your hair green.

Best your romantic interest through academic performance.

It’s what Anne Shirley would want.

#booksky #amreading #readingcommunity #writingcommunity

And it’s a whale of a time!

Master of giving the people what they want!

Herman Melville after unloading six pages of whale trivia in the middle of his novel:

#booksky #readingcommunity #amreading #amwriting

When the library book finally comes off hold on Libby after 17 weeks and it’s not what you were expecting

#amreading #readingcommunity #booksky

Garbanzo Bean is my father, call me Chickpea.

Call me ChatGPT the way I’ve been stealing the best bits from every author I’ve ever read and mashing it up to make a less superior nonsensical version

#amwriting #amreading #writingcommunity

Planning my #revpit submission means doing my favourite thing: procrasti-writing 😂

#amwriting #writingcommunity

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Aside from her love life, Katherine also had literary ambitions and was the first women to publish writing in English in England.
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Four months after Henry died Katherine caused a minor scandal by marrying Thomas Seymour, the man she had wanted for years. Thomas Seymour proved to be “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” and behaved inappropriately with Katherine’s 14 yr old stepdaughter Elizabeth.

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Katherine Parr— THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Just like TTPD is an album for true Taylor fans, Katherine (or Kateryn as she signed it) is not as appreciated as she should be by the gen pop. The most notable of Katherine’s 4 marriages was her 4 year one to Henry VIII.