Will

LIV-CRY

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

me during innings 13-18: i long for death
me after the game ends: wow, that was great

Honestly my first thought

A minorrrrrrrrrrr

well I guess it was inevitable

That’s a tough way to lose it

Top of the league

That’ll do.

VAR is a joke

It is crazy to see Emilio Bonifacio in the same lineup as Griffin Conine

Rainier Beach tough

LETS GO (TO BED)

There are fireworks going off all over my neighborhood lol

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Jupiter Hammerheads reference

A.J. Pierzynski: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
AJP: Bunt
[World engulfed by flames]
AJP: Buuuunnnt

What even is the point of replay

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

I was super happy for that crying Mariners fan until I discovered who he is

He’s better than Cannavaro 🎵

Looked outside to me. Considering they didn’t call the Mavropanos hand ball, I’ll take it

Me rn

As Metsy as it getsy

We are celebrating an outfield catch in the 5th inning of a game that is completely meaningless for us and I love it

What a fucking win.

Get the fuck in. Great win.

GET THE FUCK IN, THAT'S A HUGE WIN!