They just don't call each other cunt enough on Love Island USA, honestly. UK forever!

On my Kobo the Gutenberg edition puts "Usurper" on its own final page. Intense!
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(and yes sorry I will be Ulysses-posting all summer, the nonromanticized spirit of Ireland willing)

The great thing about the beginning of Ulysses is that it perfectly captures every classic roommate relationship - the mopey anxious one and the boisterous one who's always a little too naked. Also sometimes there's a third guy that neither of you like but you need his rent money.

😍😍😍 being born is exhausting, can relate

I have two goals this summer - planting my parents' yard with native grasses and reading James Joyce's Ulysses in 80 Days: @ulysses80.bsky.social Summer!

I just created a bespoke, tailored resume and cover letter for a job that was posted YESTERDAY and I think they took it down while I was doing that. I'm going to scream.

my mom and I watch Hacks together which is usually fine but when this week's sex scene started she said accusatorily, "did you know this was going to happen?" like ma'am do you think if I knew about this i would not have done everything in my power to prevent us seeing it together. be real.

obsessed

But also, what a problem to have! zines are alive and well!

😩 this is my nightmare!!! I would hate turning people away!

😩 poor kitty! glad she is seeming better already, but yeesh.

🤣 I love you!

LOL, providing you a daily puzzle. YES. It's quite a bit darker than what I usually go for but it is VERY good.

#MILKSHAKE

I just saw a split second of Lex Luthor in the Superman trailer and all I could think of was NoHo Hank. BABYGIRL.

my most highly anticipated podcast episode of the year hands down