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Keep Honking! I Like It :)

Meister Proper Schmutzradierer

absolutely losing it at Mr. Clean’s german name

the water meta is officially over

fellas is it gay to double down on hope

How Far Is Heaven would be a great name for a JoJo Stand

sometimes i sit and think about how a swift and tactical, literal punch in the gut would address a lot of issues for me

bumper sticker that reads “my other car is a 1970s datsun matchbox bought from a jakartan grocery store in a desperate grab for childhood feeling”

well these bouches aren’t going to amuse themselves

my laurels ain’t worth a damn man why the hell am i resting on them

Keep Honking! Please, Keep Honking! I Beg You

crying thinking about anamanaguchi

fuck it, the gall

Indian goat curry

goat with the sauce

she abuse of on my power until it comes as no surprise

here’s a thought

cried reading the lyrics to goldfinger’s “superman”

smelling of hotel detergent

the people are clamoring for real time AI analysis

felt joy again learning diddy kong is coming back to mario kart

you look up to see a duck ambling toward you bearing onions

water dissolving’s great but have you considered water removing

every so often i think about this one pile show

I do be typing sometimes

I wish I could still sit around spouting selfisms like “caring for others is my favorite way of not caring for myself” without making it a bit

EA Sports 2003 classic SSX 3

10 year anniversary reissue of 2013 era poet twitter

bro do you even reconcile your idea of yourself with who you presently are

getting crushed by the weight of a changed world while bending down to pick up my dog’s shit

in every photo of myself that i like i am holding a beverage

grinning is old hat but let me tell you, add a little bit of bearing? game changer