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Capital.
All the words are anagrams of capital cities.
This has been posted here previously, either by yourself or someone else (not sure who else posts puzzles)

a man in a knight 's armor is asking if he 's already got one ALT: a man in a knight 's armor is asking if he 's already got one

Castle Mockery

United States, Census, 1930

Charles Butt Moss

England and Wales, Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008

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Enjoy your afternoon/evening. I'm on my way to work! The joys of not quite being able to retire...

Yeah assh*les from Monaco, who have dodged £4bn in tax and then bought football teams to run them terribly and dodge even more tax.

YouTube video by Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - Topic Look Out, There's a Monster Coming (2007 Remaster)

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Is the wife's name Delilah?

Ken Murphy is Tesco’s UK CEO and the highest paid supermarket boss.

He gets £9,930,000 a year, but is registered to pay tax in the Republic of Ireland.

Yet today he complains about his workers wages being too high.

3) for nine times table, with fingers and thumbs straight and palms facing you, from LHS curl a thumb or finger into your palm; the fingers and thumbs to the left represent the tens column and those to the right represent the units column.

Opposite/opposition.
1) on each hand, touch index finger to thumb to make a b and d respectively. b for bread goes on the left, d for drink goes on the right.
2) on each hand, point thumb, index and middle finger at 90° to each other, this shows Faraday's and Fleming's laws of induction.

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You've just posted the answer to yesterday's puzzle instead of a question

It's worth watching an inexperienced bar worker trying to pour one; it froths over not quite like a mentos in coke, but still fun.
Plus you start off with pure Guinness then the last few mouthfuls are pure lemonade...

It is nice to dream.
But then reality kicks in.
And when it does, it's such a downer.

She's also on The Other Site, but rarely posts.

In the past fortnight I had four new followers with a variation of Susannah Hoffs in the account name.
I thought it extremely unlikely that even the genuine Susanna would follow back an unknown entity such as myself.

That account was a bot.
It followed me, then started sending chat messages.

Ever seen a Guinness shandy?

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A fave:

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

If it doesn't burn twice, it's not worth bothering with.

Ironic that a man barely ever in his workplace should make such a call.

If you're going to do something...

YouTube video by AnimotionVEVO Animotion - Obsession

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Fact: The 1979 hit song ‘Pop Muzik,’ which contains the famous lyrics, ‘New York, London, Paris, Munich,’ was inspired by an answer from our Customer Services, after the band asked, ‘where’s our fu**ing luggage?’

Image from Twitter

Finally caved and got an electric shower fitted.

Here's alt text for the image, based on your instructions: A head of iceberg lettuce from BORD BA is visible, with a sticker indicating a "best before" date of Monday. The sticker also includes a Quality Origin Ireland logo, a "1 of 5 a day" symbol, and a barcode.