ACAB. I was accused of taking drugs because a service dog sniffed my shoes. Officer was the most condescending individuals I'd ever come across. Couldn't possibly be because I'd walked over some dodgy ground. Lost my respect for the force that day.
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So glad a lot of my favourite AV socials are finally making the switch. I'm only a silent lurker but the community on here had been very quiet and I was starting to worry leaving the other place as early as I did was a mistake.
01.03.2025 18:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is a reason I binned off the other place. Constant right leaning, porn-bot & engagement farming becoming intolerable/tiresome. Comments on a video or meme were comments to the video or meme. Now it's 'verified' accounts posting something completely unrelated. And prioritised top comments too.
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Having migrated over from the other place, I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be able to see Smol Paul on my feed in all his angry glory, free from unblockable ads, sexbots and cyrpto-bros.
08.08.2024 20:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So, back here again.
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