Ken

Whatever happened to Smiley Burnett, Tim Holt and Gene Autry?

The text exchange with Ms. Spouse was so sweet. May her memory be the greatest of blessings.

That's the perfect couplet.

One of my favorite random movie quotes ever was from "Rango," when he asks the Spirit of the West if they're in heaven, and the Spirit replies no--"If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak." No inaccuracies detected.

Timeless. 😆

This always seemed off--women named "Harriet" are generally born at the age of 62 and automatically enrolled in the Ladies' Guild at church....

I feel like the shirt offers a simple-enough rule to live by. And yet....

Born in Omaha, Nebraska. In a million years I'd have never guessed that.

Good song bomb. I accept.

Wife and I loved your show in Wilmington a week or so ago, btw. ♥️

Here's Leeta and Kira, although I have a hard time figuring which head goes with which body.

I'm sorry you have to see this, sir.

Oh man, they're everywhere.....

Honey traps probably from hostile nations.

I always try to find ways to show a little kindness, and to make sure to smile whenever I'm about to speak to someone. Even little things like that can make a difference in the middle of [waves arms] all this.

Good camouflage!

I remember that moment. Absolutely hilarious.

Got one of those myself not long ago, along with a bunch of others. Not hard to picture them disappearing here in the States. 😡

My "tariffs" stickers arrived today, Feisty! Love 'em, thank you.

As a former govvie, I've often marveled at how many officials and how many crimes I can use to complete the sentence "Y'know, I'd be in jail for years already if I ever ________ like ________ did." It's like Felon Mad Libs.

This. Is. Brilliant.

Sacrifice flies should not be a thing. Nobody is TRYING to pop up; we're no longer going to erase an at-bat just because there happened to be a fast runner on when you did.

Nicely done. 😉

A lie? 😉

Hmmm.

Yep!

Gold. Pure gold.