Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0

Nah

Ive said it before but I’ll say it again. If you want some company get a bully breed. They are nanny dogs. They love to be close to you and defend you and the house. Once you’re the pack leader they just love to be close. They will protect you and yours. And they will cuddle like it’s dying.

Fuck Fetterman.

Was it bacon wrapped? It was bacon wrapped.

@edwardodell.bsky.social

I passed out on the couch last night and my dog slept right next to me, she cuddled in and kept me company. I’m her pack leader so she stays as close as possible. You have to love them. Just incredibly loyal.

For my ex wife’s dirty thirty we went to Puerto Vallarta and she wanted to stay at the Hard Rock which is all inclusive. As we walked over to the pool there was a woman wearing the horse head chugging tequila and was carted off in a wheelchair fifteen minutes later. Good times happened.

Onto the front door and even with the door open, down the hall. With a speaker so you could hear the ghostly effects. I’d love to have a house again so I could do a haunted house for kids. Halloween is the best

So I ran to the store to get more and she ran out again and I was like WTF? So I asked her and thats when she told what she was doing. Like who the fuck doesnt know how to hand out candy? Our house was super spooky too. Kids were afraid to approach it. I had projected these ghostly apparitions

My ex wife didn’t know how to add out to candy at Halloween. We had a house in San Diego and I was WFH then, and we were giving out single Peanut Butter cups and the like. She ran out of candy super fast and I was like WTF? She had never handed out candy before. She was letting kids take handfuls

How the hell did she pass the bar?

Still the most unreal thing I’ve ever seen.

I think it’s a very fitting costume

Jesus, it just keeps getting worse somehow.

Jesus all so they can arrest some dude painting a house. Just the cost of the helicopter is ridiculous.

A friend whos older ended up in the hospital for several days so I’m making him a lasagna so he doesn’t have to cook. Cooking for yourself while you’re recovering sucks.

It cost me $39 for all the stuff to make ONE lasagna!

Jesus fuck lasagna is supposed to be cheap!

The best part is Thats the only thing propping up our economy! What could go wrong?

My ex wife put us on an allowance and I was stoked that she finally wanted to save money. We got $25 each a week.

I looked the bank account expecting us have a ton money saved.

She was spending over $1k a MONTH on Starbucks.

That fucked is never leaving the whitehouse while he can still breathe.

What a coincidence. Hes building his on top of a bunker too.

Jolly kid disguised as a witch gleefully receiving a pack of Marlboro red

Full bars are for quitters
Full packs are for closers

If some guy who advises Trump is stumping for you, that should be the death knell.

Middle aged woman dressed like the Steve Buscemi How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? meme, holding a cat

How do you do, fellow cats?

Made the mistake of trying to get health insurance. Instead of giving you a quote it has them call you. I was getting on the bus and this motherfucker is blowing up my phone like a crazy ex girlfriend.

Colorado. Affordable? Did that person even look at prices before they typed that shit?

Theyve just out here giving away Mac and cheese for free!

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THATS SUPER EARLY AND THE FIRET ONE THERE THAT ASKS IF ITS JUST THEM AND PRIVATE AND WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ASK HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE JOINING.

WHO FUCKING CARES GOD DAMNIT.

The grocery store i go to hasnt given Pennie’s as change for over a month. They round up or down.

THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE PENNIES AWAY SO YOU DON'T FILL YOUR SOCKS WITH THEM!

FILL YOUR SOCKS WITH PENNIES AND SHOW THEM TO YOUR LOCAL POLITICIAN!

LET THEM KNOW THE PEOPLE WANT CHANGE!

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You’re a fucking idiot.