Rachael

P.S. I am completely serious and also not a murderer.

Hi Hank! I am driving Dallas to Denver on Sunday & Monday. If you can’t get a flight home due to the shutdown, I can at least get you halfway if you can get yourself to Dallas. Let me know if I can help!

If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE

Only attend No Kings if y'all believe in one or more of the following:

Equality, democracy, freedom of speech, the Constitution, LGBTQ+ rights, voting rights, women's rights, due process, diversity, museums, books, objective truth, stopping measles and not going to war with Portland and whatnot.

Oh, you're fancy! My scammers just ask if I'm working or taking today off. They know I'm plebeian.

This is the PERFECT opportunity to have him say little facts about tuberculosis in between his cute bean-isms. Or the John Bean *only* says TB facts. I would literally pay extra for that.

cc: @hankgreen.bsky.social

Here is Bean Green’s room. Also, can there be an option to remove decor after it has been placed?

What if I’m a narcissist who experienced ego death during an acid trip in high school and so the thing I’m narcissistic about is humanity and life and also the whole universe.

okay but what if I wasn't sure whether that was you or not that I talked to at the Plano EITB event?

Turtle Mutual Aid:

A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.

Finished #P4A quilt. Until next year!

I preordered AND will end up with another copy from the Plano event next week. I may drop one off at Ted Cruz’s office if you want to add any special notes…

I mean what kind of person reads Animal Farm and thinks the pigs are the protagonists?

I hate knowing Canada is mad at me for something I didn't do

Sewing machine with a sticker affixed that reads “this machine kills fascists”

I couldn't agree more.

A billboard in Yosemite National Park reads, “When park rangers are hanging upside down flags in Yosemite, you know you messed up.” The sign features three small, inverted flags and is surrounded by a crowd of people, protesting against trump/elon’s actions administration.

Upcoming Boycotts & Protests

3/4 – #FiftyFiftyOne Protests
3/4 – #ProtectOurKids Protests
3/7 – @standupforscience.bsky.social — The March for Science

3/7-3/14 – Amazon Boycott
3/21-3/28 – Nestlé Boycott
4/7-4/14 – Walmart Boycott
4/18 – Economic Blackout #2
4/21-4/28 – General Mills Boycott

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

To everyone who right now is saying that the United States isn't a monolith and that Donald Trump doesn't represent all of us, I want you to remember that next time an entire state's population is vilified because it went red.

Thank you from Texas. Those of us in the cities are being held hostage by gerrymandering, suburban NIMBYs, and overrepresented rural red counties.

In light of our country’s current trajectory, I hereby confirm that I will never jump and/or fall out of a window. Any such incident should be immediately viewed as some fascist bullshit and whatnot.

Nothing triggers my extensive history of deep-seeded financial trauma like the automatic engine shutoff feature on my car

Probably safest to go ahead and do both.

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally

Nevermind, it’s already sold!

Aaaaaand I didn’t have to wait long!

My quilt is up! Someone go get it!

My quilt is listed! Can’t wait to see it marked as sold!

We live in the dumbest timeline.