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@ijspurcell.bsky.social

Professional forensic engineer and collision reconstructionist. Amateur trail trash. Take the bus, you've earned it. he/they

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How… how long do they think halftime shows are

12.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When it doesn’t happen on freak injuries like what literally just happened? You can watch the replay. Tell me strength and conditioning was involved.

12.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the season

12.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This just fucking happens to us every year. Changed head coaches, changed the stadium grass, changed strength and conditioning coaches, doesn’t matter.

12.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of blame that Bass or the city face over the Palisades Fire is wildly overblown but happy to have him in the race for other reasons.

12.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

speed laces are awesome though

11.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao goddammit

10.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer Pope Bob

10.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was so ready to say Dynamite by Taio Cruz but that was apparently 2010 so let’s go with β€œI Know You Want Me” by Pitbull

10.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

quantity is dismal but quality is through the roof, it’s a truly spectacular run for as short as it was

10.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s not active here anymore but i hope @drooliet.bsky.social is doing well

10.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every year we chip away at exclusionary zoning a little more, and every year support for rezoning rises just a little more

10.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Police Squad! merits consideration but early 30 Rock was certainly S-tier

10.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The plus side is that plenty of other people will move out during the normal course of life and even more will move in as the neighborhood slowly urbanizes and densifies, no matter what this dick yells about.

10.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a little bit but the problem is that if they do that without touching the ACA subsidies, it lights a fuse to a PR bomb that the Dems just made a lot bigger by shutting down

GOP is kind of locked into a Kobayashi Maru right now that only gets solved with Dems folding

10.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately, the almost certain outcome is that he doesn’t move anywhere and just complains a lot about the neighborhood, based on my experience

10.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if he’s within an SB79 zone, it’ll actually increase his property value

10.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so he’s going to fire the ATCs who are most partisan against Dems? super woke tbh

10.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, interpreters are one of the jobs that will be heavily affected. Most jobs do not lend themselves quite as well to LLMs and LRMs.

08.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like… an arrest related to the cause? To the looting?

08.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And not, say, because they already fired everyone they wanted to and are hiring people back.

And that the shutdown doesn’t actually give them authority to fire more.

08.10.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were friends for years and his mental condition has declined considerably in the last few weeks.

06.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That said, it seems pretty clear that he just has no idea who they are talking about.

Not better, not worst, kinda lateral as far as horrors are concerned.

06.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh I’d like to see this sort of edgelord shit cracked down on harder (although I in general favor more aggressive moderation, including to some users that are notably not banned that kicked this whole thing off to begin with)

06.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk if I’d go so far as to say β€œvery clearly a death threat” but very obviously attempting to skirt the line, at least. cutesy death threat adjacency

06.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah okay that’s absolute a bannable offense on any competently moderated forum

that said, there are also other users that are not banned that should be (hence this whole dust up in the first place)

06.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we could link Sonny Bono and Kate McKinnon with 6 degrees of relationships, magical

06.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The least of which is that Libs of Tiktok highlights things that I'm like, "yeah, I think most liberals are good with this", and most Louvre of BlueSky posts I think, "oh, this person just logged on desperate to fight the most bad faith reading of whatever the first post they saw was"

06.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and the mods not using it at all, apparently

06.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but 1) Jay should not be poasting, she is a CEO, and 2) the way to deal with that isn’t even banning necessarily, she should just be aggressively blocking (and banning for block evasion if it happens)

05.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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