Matt Cooney

At this point I might as well finish the bottle right.

Right?

Travis know Taytay wrote a song about his dick,right? That’s gotta feel pretty good.

I’ll promise that you’ll never find another like me.

I feel like there’s some parallel to the current state of America but I’m too shitfaced to articulate it

Onto lucky number 7. Kudos to the wife for putting up with my bullshit tonight. Who could’ve seen this coming 25 years ago

Onto Coldplay #paradis

The Oceans 11 soundtrack is very good. Kudos to David Holmes. #69police is nice

I was very late to #Hamilton. But that shit is amazing. Inject it directly into my veins.

And now onto Bruuuuuuuuuce. Glory days. Yessir.

Idk how Apple Music goes from Breaking the Habit to Sledgehammer but I’m not complaining.

If 4 = drunk. What does 6 equal?

Note to self: 4 Jamos = how to be drunk.

“Celebrating” the one year anniversary of the worst 3 weeks of my life.

We are the sultans of swing

Don’t burn the pig

Here’s to my 3rd glass of Jameson by the fire. 🥃

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What the hell is happening?

I tried listening to it when it was released… I made it through two tracks.

I remember listening to Daft Punk’s the whole way through. Multiple times.

Am I being an old man or are these Bills unis horrendous?

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Giants rn

If running it up the gut 3 times doesn’t work. Why not do it a 4th time

send me anonymous messages. FMK Waffle, French toast, pancakes

F: French toast
M: Waffles
K: Pancakes

Pancakes most of the time are just unimaginative waffles

Heh

The Cubs be Cubbing

If there’s a World Cup. Wouldn’t be surprised if Cinnamon Hitler fucks things up so much teams don’t come. Or aren’t allowed to come.