🐝burt and all of his bees🐝

thats one way to say ur freaking weak

I was at a wedding nearby in august and stopped there. It's such a cute place

That place looks super familiar. Is it The Greenhouse in Kohler?

This was an impressive project done all by my friends. Adult money doing kid dreams

God I wish, I was hungry af after lmao. We got some late night gyros

A custom built smoker welded to a trailer

My truck with the trailer attached after our successful journey

Just hauled this smoker 8 hours from wisconsin to ohio

I was always really good at math but once I took pre-calculas I couldn't afford the graphing calculator right away. I was told I should've figured out how to use it at the beginning of the year so instead I just fucked around. Partly my fault I suppose but also what the fuck man

Joining a book club to pursue my lost passion of bullying nerds

Pickled onions changed something in me

I still see screenshots of my old twitter moots going around. I miss them but my account is gone and im never going back 😔

Milwaukee is so nice. I'm an hour away in wisconsin where people think you'll get shot if you go to milwaukee. Very bright and open minds around me

That would actually be pretty funny if done intentionally

Tired at work all day to wide awake at night pipeline

He don't miss!

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I left twitter bc it turned into a hateful nazi cesspool. I miss the friends I made and I'm glad to see some here but I'm hardly active. And honestly I think I'm better off for it

Im basically dead and hopeless inside

It's definitely from the bathroom reader era

Dr. Bronners never left us

A bonding moment? Nah how bout a bondage moment

Some days I only poop once. And some days I poop for a lifetime.

Gross

I've always wanted to be the best friend sidekick in a 2000s comedy

Ty for recognizing wisconsins cultural hold

I miss chatting late at night with familiar strangers

I just want groupchats again. I dont really use this so I might delete but i love a lot of people ive talked to over the years

Always nice to find your cat with their butt planted exactly where your head rests on your pillow

A word* fuck me