brian j.

do you have doors? cause you just broke mine

From 12/1 to 12/31, She-Wolf & Cub is a Kindle Monthly Deal at $1.99USD (and CAD) in ebook.

For the entire month of December, my homage to blood-drenched, determined cyborg-assassin motherhood (not to mention Westerns and manga), SHE-WOLF AND CUB, is a Kindle Monthly Deal at $1.99USD (and CAD) in ebook. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BHL48T5C

It's disgusting to agree to the punishment of entire groups of people based on the voting patterns of some. I do find it interesting how few of you are calling the COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT OF WHITE PEOPLE though.

lol

i had an offensive joke about achilles but it would’ve been a real heel turn

fun factoid from the decline of thew newspaper industry: i was the detroit free press intern of the year in 2004. it came with a $1,000 bonus check. over the next 14 years at the louisville courier-journal and boston globe i got like 2 bonuses total, and neither was close to that much

Here are some cozy dark clay mugs that are ready to ship: littleedenpottery.etsy.com #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm #handmade

I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss.

We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money

:D

nice bookshelf you’ve got there. sure would be a shame if it didn’t have ali’s book on it next year.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises. Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!" Panel three depicts the girl smiling. Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.

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The baby mice are required to hold their tails up when not onstage.

They are not required use them to fence with other baby mice. Yet here we are.

Then you have the one kid who is chasing her tail because she doesn’t know how else to reach it.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

We need a tiebreaking vote cc @lilithsaintcrow.com

isn’t it a shampoo

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A coworker just had the nightmare happen. While ONSTAGE behind scenery waiting for a cue HIS PHONE GOES OFF.

The look of horror on his face was pretty hilarious but was nothing compared to the look the rest of us onstage had whose expression was “thank god it wasn’t me!”

your annual guided tour to the experience of running 40+ nutcracker shows in a month

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While waiting for a massive scenic wagon to clear I find myself huddled next to the Snow Queen.

For the record she asked ME “Come here often?”

My response was along the lines of “Yeah, I have an aversion to being run over”

We both got a good laugh out of the moment.

@thescatto.bsky.social knows this one all too well

I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie

y r we attacking editors on a nice saturday morning

i’ve heard he is a real clown

i have heard from the editor of this book that it is v good

This is a great book! Go get it! (All of Lili’s books are great). Looking for a trilogy? Try Gallo and Ragged, first book is Trailer Park Fae. I just finished it for the (approximately) tenth time …

Sometimes I love the internet

I have the last DVDs of the original editions and I will kill to protect them

ai-generated-ass peace trophy

the FIFA peace prize that was awarded to trump which shows a bunch of decaying disembodied hands grasping futilely at earth from below, as if in hell

extremely normal peace trophy