N.P. Caputo

Yesterday, Downtown LA was standing room only for No Kings Day

Yesterday, Downtown LA was standing room only for No Kings Day

Liberal hellscape of Chicago now has a river so clean that you could take a leisurely swim in it despite it going through the 3rd most populous American city's central business district.

I'd love to see the anti-environmentalists explain like this isn't a goal we could fight for in every US city.

Whether you like Zohran Mamdani or not, he is the man that New Yorkers have chosen to be their Democratic nominee, and if you are a Democrat, as I am, you should support him. I support him.

And to be clear, I like him.

"You can't spell erika kirk without KKK."

-unknown

They were the ones who authored that document in the '80s and they authored it again 40 years later. They need to be litigated, slowed down, stymyed and impeded at every turn.

I need to tell all my fellow gay men that the last time we had a president who abided by "the conservative promise" (which is project 2025's real name), they let AIDS run uncontrolled through the general population and our deaths were considered convenient

The heritage foundation is not your friend

Jimmy Kimmel is returning to air tomorrow.

And I hope he doesn't change one bit.

Hey, this isn't really notable at all right now, but Grindr appeared to have a surge of activity around State Farm stadium in Arizona today. Interesting.

Skip your trip to Florida and go to Puerto Rico instead. Thank me later.

Never forget that the right to use strong language is arguably the most important right involved in being an American.

Netflix could do something really, really amazing right now by making a very notable hire. #jimmykimmel

California passed SB627 — banning any officer --state or federal-- from hiding their identity behind extreme masking. This is a state law, meaning even if an officer is federal, they can be arrested and charged, and only the governor can pardon them.

If we're saying words can endanger someone, laura loomer and nick fuentes are more responsible for charlie kirk's death than any liberal.

To them, he didn't go far enough.

These people shouldn't be armed.

mike lee is the person who made fun of Melissa Hortman after she was murdered. Spare us your feelings, hypocrite.

"but tyler robinson had a trans partner!"

Not like that kind of thing is unusual for conservatives...

The pro-life party everybody

elon musk can't fix grok because, to quote David Stevens, "A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it."

A conservative incel shot a conservative podcaster for not being conservative enough, and conservative media is blaming... liberals

Me: “my beliefs do not restrict you from living how you want. Your beliefs, however, restrict me from living the way I want.”

MAGA: “But what if I want to stop you from doing what you want? What if I consider that sinful?”

Me: “then go fuck yourself”

In a time where pastors are saying women shouldn’t vote and dudes are confidently calling themselves fascists on national television, I think we could really use a little bit of woke right now.

The law is there to protect you first and foremost, not your über wealthy landlord. Population is neck and neck. California versus Florida weather is no contest.

We might be fighting, but no, I won’t take questions

Long Beach, CA is a better Miami, FL.

Hugely walkable downtown throughout, balance of density and spacious, cost of living way less volatile and, dare I say, more reasonable. Public transit abound. Invests in itself generously. People are overwhelmingly friendly. 🧵

If charlie kirk came home to find donald trump in bed with his wife, charlie would thank trump for sleeping with her, and he would call it patriotism.

The reason Apple spoke nicely to trump was because he threatened them with 100% tariffs. They had to kiss ass in order to continue to do business.

He’s an extortionist 

Y’all don’t realize how changed the console landscape is if the Nintendo Switch 2 gets most of the same games. I’d bet $1000 that most gamers would choose the cheaper hardware, get a portable option and be just fine with the PS4 Pro quality graphics.

“He violates his oath profanes the dignity of faith itself.”
-Cicero

Happy Bastille Day, everyone! 🇫🇷

The fact that the Texas government forces its schools to put 10 Commandments in classrooms, but not its counties to get early detection systems for extreme weather, shows you where state lawmakers’ priorities really are.

The biggest DC travel hack is to fly into Baltimore.

And stay in Baltimore.

Actually, just go to Baltimore instead. It’s really great. 👍🏼