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Ashley Tallyn

@shmolass.bsky.social

Recovering “pleasure to have in class.”

189 Followers  |  53 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.1923

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A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

31.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 882    🔁 468    💬 12    📌 50
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

30.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 8370    🔁 2726    💬 348    📌 798

Wow…I feel so old

29.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In case you think this sounds silly, here's our last sentence: "With four more years of a Trump presidency ahead, those of us in the Real World would do well to remember that preserving democracy is a process not an event: one that requires constant vigilance and a willingness to act." 💥🎤

16.09.2025 10:40 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

What time do you call this?!

28.08.2025 10:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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America tips into fascism (GUEST POST) "Something is materially different in our country this week than last," writes historian Garrett Graff.

I loved @vermontgmg.bsky.social's latest piece so much that I asked if I could republish it on The Handbasket and he so generously said yes.

If you haven't read it yet, please do. It's essential:

25.08.2025 22:09 — 👍 1329    🔁 526    💬 32    📌 78
Not In Our Name
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Not in our name:
Women in support of the trans+ community
ch Sign petition
39,091°
Verified signatures

Not In Our Name NION Not in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community ch Sign petition 39,091° Verified signatures

Today is Trans Pride London.

If you can’t make it, and you are a cis woman who is fed up with transphobic restrictions being imposed on a marginalized community in your name, please consider signing and sharing this petition

www.change.org/p/not-in-our...

26.07.2025 06:58 — 👍 220    🔁 133    💬 0    📌 2

How could you ever cancel that always-slightly-sad face?

10.07.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wooo!!

10.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I should be, and generally am used to these things but when the trump White House got huffy at us today for this accurate and chill story from @andrewperez.bsky.social and me, I must confess it did…… annoy me, let’s just say.

If you’re gonna lie the country into war, the least you can do is be…

22.06.2025 17:45 — 👍 1743    🔁 436    💬 44    📌 17

*gazes into the distance* I simultaneously believe that humans have been like this for millennia and that we stand at a uniquely stupid moment in history

08.06.2025 22:43 — 👍 1257    🔁 195    💬 29    📌 5
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Help stop the Planning and Infrastructure Bill tearing up nature protections I've written to my MP to demand that the UK Government adopts a nature-friendly approach to planning and development. Will you take action too?

We’re calling on everyone who cares about nature: write to your MP now.

Show them we won’t stand by while vital protections are ripped up: action.rspb.org.uk/page/159517/...

24.05.2025 08:22 — 👍 253    🔁 130    💬 9    📌 10

I’ve seen this before and it’s so obnoxious. But sometimes they do tell you the height of the model and the size they’re wearing…

23.03.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A list of illnesses that will be most affected by cuts to disability benefits with cardiovascular disease ranked third, affecting 95,000 people

A list of illnesses that will be most affected by cuts to disability benefits with cardiovascular disease ranked third, affecting 95,000 people

No one plans a stroke. It comes with enormous physical, emotional, and financial costs.

Already, stroke survivors* struggle to access benefits like #PIP - and these cuts will leave more & more families affected by stroke & disability, with less & less. We must do better.

*Cardiovascular disease 👇

19.03.2025 10:55 — 👍 22    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE

10.03.2025 19:52 — 👍 9107    🔁 4616    💬 183    📌 985
Photo of an orange cat looking amused. It is captioned “Jorts may be a 10, but today is a zero”

it has a breaking news chyron that says “What has gotten into him today? -Coworkers”

Photo of an orange cat looking amused. It is captioned “Jorts may be a 10, but today is a zero” it has a breaking news chyron that says “What has gotten into him today? -Coworkers”

Days since a trash can mishap: 0

This was a long time coming and it was a REALLY GOOD mishap bahahahaha full statement to follow

12.03.2025 05:12 — 👍 5318    🔁 631    💬 83    📌 104

Yaaaaay!

01.03.2025 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elon Musk's first ex-wife (who is a novelist) wrote this harrowing account of his insane behavior back in 2010. Sadly, way too many people ignored it.

www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a53...

22.02.2025 03:41 — 👍 1061    🔁 318    💬 28    📌 22

This week my employer of 17 years English Heritage announced 200 jobs lost, and my Alma mater Cardiff Uni announced 400 jobs lost. The planning system that protects our heritage and provides thousands of archaeology jobs is at risk, and Higher Education is in free fall more generally #ThisIsFine

30.01.2025 08:27 — 👍 2326    🔁 513    💬 58    📌 17

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