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The Ballad of Corporate America. Mediocrity rises to the top, destroys the competent, and leaves with a golden parachute and new job.

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

Maybe RFK Jr’s hatred for circumcision and his shattered vocal cords are linked.

TPUSA Halftime Acts

RFK's Addiction
Cage The Immigrant
Rage Against the Guy Who Services Our Coffee Machine
The Police State
The Chicago Takeover Authority
Meat Loaf's Acting Stand In
Gary Busey
Lee Greenwood
Scott Baio
Up With White People

#TPUSAHalftimeActs

TPUSA Halftime Acts

RFK's Addiction
Cage The Immigrant
Rage Against the Guy Who Services Our Coffee Machine
The Police State
The Chicago Takeover Authority
Meat Loaf's Acting Stand In
Gary Busey
Lee Greenwood
Scott Baio
Up With White People

#TPUSAHalftimeActs

Given all that's happened in late night, this is a choice.

Only during choir practice.

Has anyone gotten word to Shaun King?

Bari Weiss? More like Bari CBS.

The cool thing will be when all of these brainiacs sell this shit for pennies on the dollar.

CBS has also hired Chuck Lorre to reduce the number of Big Bang spin offs on CBS.

It's time to impeach President Stephen Miller and his puppet Trump.

To any Democrat who thinks Kentucky finds her electable or she's the best choice....

Mind yer business. Nobody in Kentucky supports this or wants this. She can't win. Amy McGrath is just in it to suck up the money and attention.

President Stephen Miller sure is going out of his way to keep attention off the Epstein Files. Wonder why?

Watching Monster: Ed Gein, and thinking, what kind of bizarre creep plays the accordion?

The Megyn Kelly collection at Kohls is lit.

It’s almost as though shrugging on the sidelines isn’t replacing play calling or motivation.

Two male lions boarding Noah’s Ark

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

Using massive Medicaid and Medicare fraud.

ICE: Because wielding a nightstick is almost as good as being able to maintain an erection.

Remember that time the Beatles spent all that time hiding clues that they’d offed Paul McCartney in their albums?

Far more interesting than the music.

A closed Claire's in a mall.

A completely insane letter outside a shutter Claire's, a cheap mall jewelry store, declaring THE EVIL LEFT is the reason no one wants their cheap, tacky crap anymore.

Yo someone call Claire's kids and tell 'em to come get their mom off Facebook

Where’s Tropical Storm Bobcat when you need him?

Given the way the law is written, this coin gives me hope.

More than enough for politics.

They’re playing the Riyadh Chucklehut down the street from Chili’s for a large sum of money.

He’s definitely living off a reputation that was barely true in 1975.

Remember when the US had a Congress? Those were good times.

My face when I realize the fart is moist.

ICE: When the mall won’t hire you for their security team.