@jjsilverspallina.bsky.social
You’re the greatest poster of all time. You have easily 100 million followers, way more than the woke loser Taylor Swift . . .
07.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So that’s why they never called me back.
29.09.2025 11:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
27.09.2025 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So it’s like when a kid accidentally falls off his bike and then says “I meant to do that”.
25.09.2025 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0News to me too. All my old baseball cards clearly say “Senators”.
21.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmmm . . . I should have a Nobel prize by now.
14.09.2025 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally Yesterday
14.09.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like you have a choice.
10.09.2025 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am guessing that Silver does not like his new kitty bed. What do you think?
08.09.2025 13:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A padded bra? Outrageous. Imagine special effects in a Hollywood movie.
06.09.2025 13:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tipper Gore wanted to ban lyrics from rap songs, but it was apparently OK for Johnny Cash to sing: “I shot a man in Reno/just to watch him die”.
06.09.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0His hair was perfect, Daoust.
05.09.2025 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did any of these 63 editors ask an actual reader of novels? I know, dumb question.
03.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me too.
30.08.2025 13:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It wasn’t just VA. The bizarre Carvel TV commercials haunted me up in New England.
28.08.2025 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“if I raise my hand I’ll touch the moon”. Damn, that is high.
28.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wanker World is located in Florida. So #2 makes sense.
22.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a coincidence. My cat is also named Handsome Man.
20.08.2025 02:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My mistake. I thought it was Black Cat in the Sink Appreciation Day.
17.08.2025 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So let me get this straight. The Yankees have a worse record than BOS, DET, HOU, MIL, CHC, SD, yet they have a better chance of winning it all than any of these teams? Let me guess - FanGraphs is based in New York.
13.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“One night my wife went out, some guy stole the car. I asked ‘did you see what he looked like’? She said she got the license plate number.” -Rodney
12.08.2025 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mama is wrong??
12.08.2025 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03B? His best years were at SS.
08.08.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror.
01.08.2025 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mr Trump’s “appeal” is rooted in hatred. People vote for Trump because he hates the same people they do. Is that what we’re calling “style” these days?
30.07.2025 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0El Paso Chihuahuas
26.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I got loaded in Vegas, went out, I shot dice and lost $1000. I got even though, I stole 400 Sweet ‘N Lows”.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Amazing! But do the the Astros not know there’s something called an intentional walk.
26.07.2025 12:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jarrod Saltalamacchia
19.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
