Chris

Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now

Every time I see this photo, my initial reaction is that it’s Crocodile Dundee

I think that means you’ve unlocked Lidl

So the line-up is great but my word, that colour scheme.

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Made it through week seven, not all of me, but I made it nonetheless.

I’m running a marathon in aid of Maggie’s - details below:
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Well doesn’t good look great.

I’d think less of you if you did

I was honoured to be included on this funny, weird, and ambitious fan project—an in-universe video essay for the @murderbastard.bsky.social podcast. (E10 out tomorrow!)

I’ve truly met some of the best people thanks to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. It’s been so much fun to collaborate with you all. 💕

With…

Coherent Comedy March Act - photo of comedian May Clayton with name and the 2nd March 8pm - Zoom written below Background is adorned with Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written underneath. Colour scheme is black and white on a turquoise background.

🍓MAY CLAYTON🍓

Another debutant finds themselves on our March line-up, we welcome the very lovey May Clayton (@May.Jay.Clay on Instagram)

You really need to get tickets.

#CoherentComedy

That looks well good

Yep. More disappointed than, me on Valentine’s Day.

Stop watching - it’s not worth it

The guy that’s just come on for Chelsea in the FA Cup looks like Kurtan from This Country.

Looking forward to this one.

This is was brought to you from my drafts folder.

Tithonus.

Flowers do. Book me instead - Cameo

I did enjoy the instagram ad

We’re gonna get relegated in the same season they win the league, I cannot cope with this.

It’s amazing - they should have left it there - perfect story arc

Correct.

Wash your mouth out

If only it was my wife.

I hope you enjoyed writing that as much as I enjoyed reading it.

Stick drawing of a pizza cutter.

It’s curved.

💙🍓

What if I told you this person cut a single slice out of three different pizzas on their first run through?

What if I was to tell you this person also cuts a slice out at a time instead of cutting up the whole pizza in one go?

Of course.

Also 👇

Pizza cutting wheel on a board.

Quick question.

What would you think of the person who uses a pizza cutter this way round?