Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now
Every time I see this photo, my initial reaction is that it’s Crocodile Dundee
17.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@chrisjack.bsky.social
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Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now
Every time I see this photo, my initial reaction is that it’s Crocodile Dundee
17.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that means you’ve unlocked Lidl
17.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So the line-up is great but my word, that colour scheme.
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Well doesn’t good look great.
15.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d think less of you if you did
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14.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Coherent Comedy March Act - photo of comedian May Clayton with name and the 2nd March 8pm - Zoom written below Background is adorned with Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written underneath. Colour scheme is black and white on a turquoise background.
🍓MAY CLAYTON🍓
Another debutant finds themselves on our March line-up, we welcome the very lovey May Clayton (@May.Jay.Clay on Instagram)
You really need to get tickets.
#CoherentComedy
That looks well good
14.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yep. More disappointed than, me on Valentine’s Day.
13.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop watching - it’s not worth it
13.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The guy that’s just come on for Chelsea in the FA Cup looks like Kurtan from This Country.
13.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Looking forward to this one.
13.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is was brought to you from my drafts folder.
12.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tithonus.
11.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flowers do. Book me instead - Cameo
I did enjoy the instagram ad
11.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0We’re gonna get relegated in the same season they win the league, I cannot cope with this.
10.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s amazing - they should have left it there - perfect story arc
10.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Correct.
10.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wash your mouth out
10.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If only it was my wife.
10.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hope you enjoyed writing that as much as I enjoyed reading it.
10.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stick drawing of a pizza cutter.
It’s curved.
10.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0💙🍓
10.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if I told you this person cut a single slice out of three different pizzas on their first run through?
10.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What if I was to tell you this person also cuts a slice out at a time instead of cutting up the whole pizza in one go?
10.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Of course.
Also 👇
Pizza cutting wheel on a board.
Quick question.
What would you think of the person who uses a pizza cutter this way round?