One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"

#PRESIDEMENTIA

He nails it.

I should clarify that someone put this in bathrooms as an act of rebellion. The number goes to Dan Patrick's office. Hopefully he is getting tons of angry calls

The number on the sticker goes to Dan Patrick's office.

As far as I can tell, he isn't dismantling shit. Just replacing programs and laws with inferior ones like a house remodel gone horribly wrong. Instead of modernizing the plumbing, we get an outhouse.

This is the kind of shit that makes me feel like I'm going insane. People are spinning all the things I see as doom into this bright future of righteousness. I actually cannot fathom people who are happy about how things are going.

The FBI’s core values, including integrity, compassion, fairness, and allegiance to the Constitution - and oh, yeah, diversity, are being painted over at the FBI Academy. Source: NYT.

Wait... What?

😂

Holiday gifts for my students

A third woman has died under Texas’ abortion ban as doctors reach for riskier miscarriage treatments Porsha Ngumezi bled to death as she was miscarrying after her doctor opted against an emergency procedure used to end pregnancies.

Texas women are dying from lack of care. www.texastribune.org/2024/11/27/t...

You know how people lick the batter off the whisk? Anyone else do that with mashed potatoes?

As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚

You should check out Fun in Balloonland sometime

Me too! It's my favorite tradition

Zap ROWSDOWER from movie The Final Sacrifice, holding a rifle and wearing all denim

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone watching the #MST3K Turkey Day today! I’m thrilled to hear that it’s finishing up with THE FINAL SACRIFICE, absolutely one of my favorites because it features this beautiful mullet-sporting, Canadian-tuxedoed ❤️ hero ❤️. Enjoy!
#MST3KTurkeyDay

Favorite Thanksgiving tradition!

Still trying to wrap my head around the fact that, instead of going to prison, *he’s* going to be President…

That’s all, carry on.

He's super excited about going for a ride
#arappaloosa

My faith in people has been beaten down

Seriously. I don't understand the disconnect.