Dilly

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAGGED MILK!?

The leftist history in the South/Appalachia is actually the most important history in this movement but some of you people dismiss it immediately bc “that’s where redneck hillbilly cousin fuckers are from”

All so-called leftists and progressives that dismiss anyone from the South as a whole can absolutely fuck off :)
You can’t dismiss basically half the country because you feel superior to them for not being from there :)

Love is stored in the balls…?
Not sure how I feel about this one

Not Jeremy 😭 such a wonderful person and beautiful soul.
Glad you got to go out on your own terms.
Fuck cancer so much.

“Stop simping” said Mr. No Bitches

A sign with the Chinese character for liquor and an old timey looking picture of a happy bottle of alcohol kicking a brain in the balls to death

Hell yeah

I’m hiring movers next time I gotta move, this shit fucking sucks

Punxsutawney Phil is such a great name for a punk singer and it had to be wasted on some stupid groundhog

ICE really made NOFX reunite

Meshuggah:
Everything is 4/4 if you aren’t a BITCH

Krampus has gotta be my favorite one

Haake > Peart
No disrespect to Peart, but ain’t no damn way he could do what Haake does.

Don’t understand people who don’t do touristy shit when in a city you’re a tourist in.

Took my roommate to the ER last night and cleaned up his blood AMA

Welp here comes my bi-annual Ween kick

LOL WHY DID I JUST RUN INTO MY EX THAT THREW A BOTTLE OF JACK AT MY HEAD HAHAHAHAHA KILL ME

Except for @wheredidjasongo.bsky.social
Thanks again for dropping my phone back off 😅

My hockey team is hot garbage and I’m making it everyone else’s problem

Follow your leader, you fucking Gestapo pigs.

Instead of shooting innocent people, ICE should shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.

1. Friend’s car got stolen
2. Got into a shouting match with some random psycho at work
3. Another friend got Karen’d
4. Coworker got in an accident with a shitbox with no insurance
5. I’m here

All the crazies are out in Portland today

Someone should buy me an El Camino.

I like to say howdy and then pretend I’m dying of TB

Me, redownloading Tinder: the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

“Everybody wants to claim leftist without being vegan”
Shut the fuck up.

Let’s normalize not bringing your dog to the grocery store

ICE is Gestapo.