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Half body painting of Lieutenant Columbo. He's wearing his trademark mac and holding a cigar. He has a kindly smile and a glint in his eye

Love a good Columbo binge 😄 #fanart

FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

“We assumed size and visibility would be enough to attract customers” bro we didn‘t even know you were doing anything until you posted this.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

no one is getting 'canceled' it is literally a primary election

oh you watch video essays? i watch movies in a big theatre with my fellow filmgoers

my pumkin
he is everything

"Frankenstein wasn't the monster, he was—"

We are so far past this, you pedantic turkey. You are still in Frankenstein kindergarten, the rest of us are in Frankenstein University, catch TF up

I DID I FOUND IT <3

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

👀 I would like to listen to the Halloween carols

This movie is a hoot!!!!!

when people tell me they dont like a book because all the characters are assholes and no one is relatable. hate to say this but you are weak. you will not escape the public library alive. they will kill you

I cannot stress this enough: if Harvey Weinstein manages to get out of prison, Bill Maher will defend him.

oh hell yeah

Also.

Advertisement for a Lego Minifigure "Baron Bones - the dapper skeleton with a curious pretzel, 100% Lego custom built Minifigure" Baron Bones lives up to his description, being a skeleton with a top hat, a black suit, his ribcage showing and a purple sash is around his waist. True to form, he is also holding a very large, curious pretzel

My straight friends will be like "I just met the hottest guy!" and it's not even a dapper skeleton with a curious pretzel.

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

wow extreme screaming

Kate Spade New York website listing for a ring. The ring is yellow gold and has a hot dog on a bun with mustard out of metal and gems on top

Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all

I’m gonna miss him in a way

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Hey party people, someone broke in while I was sleeping and stole my laptop. My books are all backed up, thank God, but my renter's insurance has a high deductible and if you like my work I'd appreciate some support right now

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meanwhile every day for like a month curtis sliwa has been out here saying stuff like “the only way I’m getting out of this race is if you physically push me onto the tracks and even then I might survive I’ve done it before”

"AI companion" just get a tamagotchi like a normal person

Sir Kenneth Branagh: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Sir Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Branagh: it's the Frankenstein film most to the vision of its original creator
Branagh: me, sir Kenneth branagh

I don't like horror movies because, get this, there's enough real-life horror in the world already. I don't understand the purpose of fiction and I think it's basically real. I drove into a tunnel painted on a mountain wall, and then I backed up and did it again.

hilarious to watch the debate, a big part of which was Curis Sliwa pointing at Andrew Cuomo and saying "I have hated this man for forty years. I am an insane man who is consumed by grudges and I don't care about anything," and then go "I'll bet we can convince Sliwa to drop out to help out Cuomo."

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

Oh my god dude has anyone checked on Steven Soderbergh. Is he ready