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Dr. Meowtron, PhD

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A πŸ€ in aπŸ”Ίwith a brainstem. Tapping keys daily at the vintage nuclear weapons factory.

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lol nice hubris, pal, why don't you stick some more feathers on

10.07.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

when you make a flying contraption you go in knowing people are going to make fun of you if you accidentally kill yourself. that rule goes all the way back to icarus

10.07.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2094    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 7
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No Reserve: Modified 1995 Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed Turbodiesel 4Γ—4 Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Modified 1995 Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed Turbodiesel 4Γ—4 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. L...

It's the final countdown! Auction ends this afternoon. #weirdcarbs

bringatrailer.com/listing/1995...

04.07.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In, on, whatever!

28.06.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, someone took an absolutely swinging-for-the-fences bid on the first two minutes. maybe this will actually go ok! #weirdcarbs

28.06.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Reserve: Modified 1995 Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed Turbodiesel 4Γ—4 Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Modified 1995 Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed Turbodiesel 4Γ—4 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. L...

And the auction is live! #weirdcarbs

bringatrailer.com/listing/1995...

27.06.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Marine General: SIR WHAT I AM PROPOSING IS TAKING THE 710 TO 405 AND THEN THE 11O UP TO THE 10!

National Guard Commander: SIR DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! WE SHOULD JUST TAKE 710 UP TO THE 10!!

General: SIR, TAKE THE CUFFS OFF AND LET US DO OUR DAMN JOBS!!

10.06.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The thing about heavy hitters like her and fellow legend Babe Ruth is that yes, they strike out a lot, but when their bat makes contact that ball is a goner

08.06.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*Chevy citation needed*

08.06.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image in the style of a Pocket Books Star Trek novel, showing Pike and Kirk from "Strange New Worlds", titled "Why Are You Always On My Ship?"

An image in the style of a Pocket Books Star Trek novel, showing Pike and Kirk from "Strange New Worlds", titled "Why Are You Always On My Ship?"

Some of the moments in the trailer reminded me of this:

08.06.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chevy citation spotted #weirdcarbs

07.06.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
05.06.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what the original post was (block) and that's probably good

05.06.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alt text is incredibly accurate

27.05.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's going to auction. But which should I use? Both Cars and Bids / Bring a Trailer will accept it. I want to sell with no reserve. What's the consensus? #weirdcarbs

26.05.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three cars enter, one car leaves(mournful) #weirdcarbs

24.05.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no coming back from this, you gotta fake your own death

21.05.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank fuck someone else is saying it

16.05.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That feeling when adding more parameters is just making overtraining worse and no longer improving the models but you told your share holders the next one would be a huge leap forward

16.05.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article.

Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666

An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article. Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666

14.05.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17893    πŸ” 6491    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 255

it would suck shit to have C-3P0s everywhere

13.05.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit this was what I was coming here to write!

13.05.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Niche skeet but we stan

12.05.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone saying The Fifth Element and posting "I am a meat popsicle" memes knows what's up.

08.05.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from The New Yorker: One morning a few weeks ago, I met de Blasio at his regular coffee shop in Park Slope. He had just come from the gymβ€”the same one that he’d insisted on commuting to every morning from Gracie Mansion, no matter how much grief the press gave him for itβ€”and was wearing sweats. He held forth among his fellow-patrons with a spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie, greeting a startled man by the door with a familiar β€œHow you doing, brother?” and ordering his breakfast (scrambled egg whites, cheddar, ham, and tomato on multigrain toast) as β€œmi sandwich especial.” These days, de Blasio most often makes the news for his love life or for such momentous moves as dyeing his salt-and-pepper crewcut. But he’s sensed a bit of de Blasio nostalgia creeping into town. β€œSince I left office, the No. 1 thing that people come up to me on the street and talk about is pre-K,” he told me, lacing his iced espresso with a heavy pour of simple syrup. β€œThe No. 2 thing that people talk about is that Onion headline.” He quoted it for me, savoring every word: β€œWell, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?”

Screenshot from The New Yorker: One morning a few weeks ago, I met de Blasio at his regular coffee shop in Park Slope. He had just come from the gymβ€”the same one that he’d insisted on commuting to every morning from Gracie Mansion, no matter how much grief the press gave him for itβ€”and was wearing sweats. He held forth among his fellow-patrons with a spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie, greeting a startled man by the door with a familiar β€œHow you doing, brother?” and ordering his breakfast (scrambled egg whites, cheddar, ham, and tomato on multigrain toast) as β€œmi sandwich especial.” These days, de Blasio most often makes the news for his love life or for such momentous moves as dyeing his salt-and-pepper crewcut. But he’s sensed a bit of de Blasio nostalgia creeping into town. β€œSince I left office, the No. 1 thing that people come up to me on the street and talk about is pre-K,” he told me, lacing his iced espresso with a heavy pour of simple syrup. β€œThe No. 2 thing that people talk about is that Onion headline.” He quoted it for me, savoring every word: β€œWell, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?”

bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as β€œmi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

06.05.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4792    πŸ” 676    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 152
A Reuters news story about how duh we lost the trade war

A Reuters news story about how duh we lost the trade war

The starship troopers "I'm doing my part" meme

The starship troopers "I'm doing my part" meme

06.05.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the civic si tarnation is this

01.05.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How about the handling? I have an 11kW charger at the house so my range anxiety is minimal.

30.04.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uggggh how was it? I keep failing to successfully rent one and I'm trying to decide if that is my next car.

30.04.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once you leave it all looks the same!

30.04.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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