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Fully Loaded PERi Gravy Chips Bowl PERi chips with pulled chicken in your choice of spice, topped with PERi Gravy, feta, fresh red onions, and chives with a side of PERi Ranch.

exciting that nando’s is getting into the slop bowl business

@elonmusk Murderers, where there is unequivocal evidence of guilt, should be hanged, as has been the case throughout history

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objectively the worst dressed fbi director in history

(after getting attacked by a knife-wielding guy and managing to turn the guy’s hand so that the blade plunges into his chest) “…gawrsh”

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched . Alt: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched as he pretends to jump out a window

doing this with the door handle while sitting in the jump seat

the pope looking like he’s closing down the karaoke bar

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'

sorry i’m sorry i’m trying to delete it

oh they did

[italian chef adding a dollop of lava onto the pizza dough] ¡magma mia!

a skeet from jazz pomegranate that says “OLIVIAAAAAAAAA” on my bluesky feed right above a picture of RFK Jr doing some grotesque thing with his mouth

why

IT'S 1945. I SIT IN A BROOKLYN KITCHEN, FASCINATED BY AN ARRANGEMENT OF BURGER AND MACARONI. I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. IT IS 1985. I AM ON MARS. I AM FIFTY-SIX YEARS OLD

I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about Rosalia’s LUX. it’s transcendental. absolute masterpiece.

is that the one that was naruto running?

oh not to mention the meltdowns because she only ever wants to wear the same ~3 outfits and doesn’t like it when we don’t do laundry every single day so they’re always ready for her 🤡

we’ve had multiple meltdowns this week with our almost-4yo because she decides she doesn’t want to wear the clothes she laid out the night before and flails in front of her closet complaining she doesn’t know what to wear

🎶 if you like piña coladas / and havin’ worms in the brain 🎵

Apple’s weather app has a degree of inaccuracy that is almost hostile at this point

thru-line from Obama’s “we tortured some folks” to “things happen”

I’ve had nothing but delightful experiences with mail carriers but man I’ve had some downright rude interactions at the post office itself

hmmm

also, I saw a lot of poo-pooing comments on Rosalia’s NYT interview in the vein of “she’s not all that”, “get over yourself” etc. but it takes real musical genius to create an album this cohesive that somehow manages to blend classical, operatic, flamenco, traditional Arabic, latino, and pop genres

I find “Lux” musically fascinating. It’s, like @jpbrammer.bsky.social says, bold and bright. It’s hauntingly beautiful. I need to give it a few more listens to truly digest it but in a way it’s like an antithesis to Pop slop. Taylor Swift, eat your heart out.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

they had drones in 1775??

a coffee table shaped like a 1920s cabaret lady with very large breasts

(very rare)

they should invent something that gives you the mala numbing sensation but for the brain

a magazine at the checkout lane titled “COMPLETE GUIDE TO LABUBU”

do you think that’s in the guide

fire island chats

yeah, fair. it just contributes to the soulless “eating facility” vibe

also doesn’t help that most mcdonald’s I’ve been to lately default to making you order on a giant touchscreen rather than a human