martin

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about kris kristofferson everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all i’m gettin kinda piss pissedofferson

if is there a better breakfast slop than chilaquiles, i’ve not found it

i miss having a coffee table. we’re in the “coffee bookshelf” stage because of the grabby toddler

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (the 2011 movie, though the 1979 TV series is special in its own right for Alec Guinness’ portrayal of Smiley)

roses are red
seeing you gives me a chub

happy valentine’s day to the two dudes who run my local hot dog joint, just the most chicago guys there ever was. hearing “here ya go bud. ‘preciate ya” in the thickest chicago accent just makes your day.

Greedo answered wrong and that’s why Hans shot him

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

$15 MILLION is obscene but the fact that it’s coming from the USAID budget this jagoff helped vaporize…

i feel like some people get off on being complete flakes on fb marketplace. just in it for the joy of stringing folks along

also this comic would have been markedly improved if there was a third speech bubble coming from just out of frame with “gawrsh”

i just noticed the small sliver of mouse penis visible between them and i wish i hadn’t

Lemon sours on justice system

spice bags, poutine…we’re getting absolutely washed by other countries in the fry slop category

every single video i’ve seen of someone in the UK doing an unboxing of their chinese takeout, it looks like absolute garbage EXCEPT for spice bags which i dearly wish were a more globalized chinese takeout concept. why is it so hard to find in the states?

a dark green staub dutch oven

staub (the better of the two anyways) already did it 💅

i’ll take a side of radioactive hybrid terror pig bacon with mine thanks

more and more people are saying this

i don’t love the texture of aspic which is basically what head cheese is but the actual trimmings inside of it (tongue, cheeks/jowls) are some of my favorite taco meat choices

wait why are people mad at jb

Trump Administration Erases the Government’s Power to Fight Climate Change

I think it was @jamellebouie.net who said “they want to kill your kids, it’s really that simple” (in the context of rfk jr’s vaccine policies, but applies here too)

a screen capture from a tik tok that shows a contraption with three drills to make spheres from rocks

dudes rock

gawrsh

Try That In a Small Town

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

gawrsh

answer from Grok to “is a meat and ferments only diet healthy for me” A meat and ferments only diet (essentially a very strict animal-based diet plus fermented foods like sauerkraut, kimchi, kefir, yogurt without sugar, or other low-carb fermented vegetables/dairy) is not generally considered healthy for most people in the long term, though it can produce short-term benefits for certain individuals and addresses some issues better than a pure carnivore diet.

oh huh

Prompt: What brand of food are best.

The "best" food brands are highly subjective—they depend on what you're prioritizing: taste, quality ingredients, health/nutrition, value for money, sustainability, innovation, or just pure popularity/enjoyment. There's no single universal ranking, but based on recent consumer data, taste tests, sales trends, and expert reviews (as of early 2026), here's a breakdown of standout brands across key categories. Highly Popular & Well-Loved Everyday Brands (High Fame + Positive Opinion) These consistently top U.S. consumer polls for broad appeal and positive sentiment (e.g., from YouGov-style rankings): Heinz (especially ketchup) — Often seen as the gold standard for condiments. M&M's, Kit Kat, Snickers, Hershey's — Dominant in chocolate/candy. Lay's and Tostitos — Go-to for chips and snacks.

Realfood.gov's AI just told me to go eat Snickers and Tostitos.

god, such a good scene

Jim Downey on the Conan podcast saying “Jeff Epstein, the new york financier?”

the Belgian pilsner beer?