martin

fuck they sent in the 82nd chairborne

Daaaaaaaa bearssss

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

It's actually pretty considerate that they picked the 200 guys who already look like they've been in Chicago for six generations

a man with a mohawk and face tattoos wearing a (sleeveless?) black suit and tie and white shirt

just laughing at this chumbox depiction of what i assume is a prototypical Illinoisan? not sure what’s going on with the suit, maybe @dieworkwear.bsky.social can weigh in

a drawing in a far side cartoon of large man sitting on an armchair. he has the look of a half-wit

he’s got the physique and physiognomy of a far side character. uncanny.

one facebook battle after another

(for a second i misinterpreted what PTA meant in this case)

if bsky wants to be successful it needs to ensure that its leadership is bricked up

whoa ok. i guess they might as well give that a try, could work.

the children yearn for internet relay chat

an astronaut in space looking at earth saying “wait, it’s all IRC?” while another astronaut stands behind him pointing a gun at his head saying “always has been”

"And in fact, they don't even let our ICE officers and our Border Patrol officers use restrooms," she revealed. "Those men and women were telling us that they have to figure out even where they can go sit down for five minutes to have lunch or to use a restroom throughout their shift and their break. So they've made it a very difficult situation."

i’m just a wittle brownshirt :((( why won’t the mean people of chicago save me from pissing my wittle pants www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-...

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

when they ask why you’re transitioning

tom it’s ok it’s just the brown people so it’s not fascism clearly

they’re just forcibly taking the brown people off the streets so it’s ok i guess

incredible smooth-brain take to look at the rhetoric coming out of this administration (let alone its actions and who it’s targeting) and not call it what it is. just because we’re not under full on authoritarianism doesn’t mean we’re not living through an openly fascist administration

Yeah it's not like anybody's been grabbed off the streets by masked agents for publishing an op-ed or anything

a can of red bull and a package of glizzies in a store cooler

starting the night off strong

i think if/when all this is over, all the regime collaborators/agents of the state/etc. should be stoned with the trump coins

i know it’s a pretty common refrain around here but one of the most glaring ways the media shows its ass every day is that if biden was constantly being shown to be MIA and not involved in major policy decisions they’d be salivating to splash A1 pages with articles about “who is really in charge”

a bearded man in a suit and raincoat screaming and pointing

our 10-month-old all the time nowadays for no reason

willem dafoe looking up

my face when the skies darken as the giant bazonga aliens invade earth

(realizing i’m bombing): “yikes ok…tough crowd. anyone here good with a bone saw?”

a picture of a billboard at a gas station that says “apple pay at the pump”

Pokémon Go to the polls? Forget it, Jack.

macques i think i had a stroke reading this

i definitely have not watched videos on youtube of bike shops assembling road bikes and thought “i could do this…with the right tools”

oof the amount of psychic damage i just took from this post and the quoted one

guys can someone help me get online? my aol stopped working

anyways i’m sure schumer and jeffries will just cut a deal based on some vague future concessions from republicans because they’re dumb as rocks

White House Uses Shutdown to Maximize Pain and Punish Political Foes

if democrats were actually smart (lol) they’d very clearly message that reversing any of this punitive shit will be a precondition for voting on anything www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/u...

These Democrats Voted With Republicans Against a Shutdown Two Democratic senators and one independent who caucuses with them crossed party lines to support the G.O.P. plan to keep government funding flowing. [photo of a giant oaf follows]

lol of course this big dumb oaf voted with the gop