Molly Frances

From a listener perspective, it was great, although you were missed. I could’ve listened to a couple more hours of it, for real.

This is profoundly embarrassing for Cynthia Erivo. Cash-grab “book.”

💯 agree. Just wish he had a bigger audience. So brilliant.

"I've been through a lot worse in service to my country. The president and Pete Hegseth are not gonna silence me."

Yesterday, Sen. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) addressed the Pentagon investigation against him:

Wow. Just like RFK Jr, that is a real piece of work. (And dreadfully funny.)

It’s .. it’s … so beautiful 😳

Your name inspired me to look up Tallulah Bankhead, whereupon I learned that she didn’t like the term “bisexual,” preferring to call herself “ambisextrous.” 🥳

He is truly the coolest. I'm not a huge sports fan, but I listen to his sports podcast with Joe Posnanski, the PosCast, because he (and Joe) are such purveyors of joy. (Also I might've watched all four seasons of The Good Place close to 10 times. Smartest comfort watch ever.)

It did when Johnny Carson would do it. Every once in a while, he’d acknowledge that a joke in his monologue was terrible and he’d do this little embarrassed golf swing gesture. And that was way funnier than any of his monologue.

This is a lesson for us all. 🍰

🧵❤️

Clay Higgins of Louisiana. Total Trump loyalist.

Yeah, just meant to emphasize your point but could’ve worded it better so it didn’t sound like I was disagreeing with you!

It’s not even “her past,” though. She still says crazy/ racist things and promotes Nick Fuentes! In the same interview in which she “apologized.”

Mmm … real.

They don’t understand their own bodies, don’t you get it? So older men must show them the way! 🤮

And don’t get me started on their anti-trans slant. I will never forgive them.

a woman in a green sweater says barf while talking to another woman Alt: a woman in a green sweater says barf while talking to another woman (also the woman in green is the actress June Diane Raphael)

For those of us who remember this song, this is a deeply perfect use of it.

Locking pliers known as vise grips

She is quite amazing. (Also, it’s “vise grip.”)

BE CAREFUL HIS BOW TIE IS REALLY A CAMERA 🤵‍♂️

That’s how you might talk if you were planning on sending a bunch of young people to war and you didn’t wanna hear any bitching about it.

Beware soy sauce and beer! (But thankfully both have good GF alternatives.) Best sliced bread is Canyon Bakehouse, IMO.

A New York Post headline from July 2025 that says “Alan Dershowitz says he will ‘blow his brains out on live TV’ if Zoran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor”

Bye, y’all!

😐

Doooooo ittttttttt ✊

Me too. 😥😡

It IS fake.

He WISHES he had the gravitas of Henry Gibson. #pussyassbitch

Done, but the person I talked to read me a prepared statement that was clearly meant for the other side and said that queer and trans people are part of society and thus cannot be “avoided.” Interesting wording.