do NOT stop doomscrolling 🫵 you’re about to see a really good post. trust me

Think I'm gonna deep fry a fully frozen turkey this thanksgiving, for fun

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.

british guys when the rest of the world is asleep: good morning 🥱🥱

just a little timezone humor for y'all 🤣🤣

happy friday gang 😁

46% profit is actually outrageous, it's nuts how doing good things is just a net good for everyone but people need to insist that things need to be bad for things to be good

Step Aside Kitten. Daddy Will Procure This Star

me when the adhd taking a banger away before I can post it

This article has a chunk of analysts going 'm-maybe EA only made bad decisions because of the stock market, and a ruthless investment firm owning them and them having 20b debt will make them prioritize the long game' which, what can you say but lol

Sideburns so sad I had to doublecheck you didn't photoshop this

We Gave The Last Red Coin to a Beautiful Woman and You're Way Too Shy to Ask For it

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving

“Silksong: a mishandled masterpiece”

Runtime: 2:30:48

Thumbnail is Hornet with tears.png below her eyes and the words 6 years for this in impact font

ITS NOT TOO LATE TEAM CHERRY IT NEEDS MORE TIME #DELAYSILKSONG

trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable

My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"

Huh? No, retro consoles are like the Zeebo and Game Wave Family Entertainment System, right?

The Ouya and OnLive are still pretty new.

PrudentOwlet I discovered I was colorblind when I was in my 30s, and I took my kids to the eye doctor and they pulled out that book. Both of my boys failed miserably and I didn't understand it because I couldn't see anything they couldn't see! Doh. Reply from tzt1324 I thought that boys get the colorblind gene from the mother because it sits on the X. And you just provided the Y Reply from PrudentOwlet I am the mother. Reply from CarRepresentative843 This doesn't make sense since colorblindness passes from mom not dad to boys as it comes from the X chromossome Reply from PrudentOwlet Ooh, so close! I'm the mom.

Reply from ZenibakoMooloo If they're red green colorblind your wife's father must have been colourblind. You can't pass that gene. Reply from PrudentOwlet I'm a woman. Reply from iplay4Him That's odd, colorblindness is x linked, which means your wife's dad is also colorblind. Reply from PrudentOwlet Well I'm a woman, so... Reply from DasterdlyDave Colour blindness skips a generation, either you're lying or those ain't your boys. Reply from PrudentOwlet I'm the mom, how about that?

Reply from EconomyOutside3341 If it makes you feel better it's the mother's line that carries the colorblindness defect. Reply from PrudentOwlet I'm the mother. Reply from GoodOneForYou Color blindness would usually be inherited by your boys if their mom was a carrier and the boy's maternal grandfather had it. It is x-linked so your boys could not usually inherit it from you if it is typical color blindness. Reply from PrudentOwlet I am their mom. Reply from bWilcox0308 Are you a woman? The colorblind gene is on the X chromosome and since men only donate the Y, the boys must've gotten the colorblind gene from their mother. My maternal grandfather is colorblind so my mom has (colorblind) and (noncolorblind) genes. My brother isn't colorblind and I am. 50% chance for each of us Reply from PrudentOwlet Yes, I'm a woman.

Reply from EmergencyCranberry32 Your boys did not inherit this from you though, FYI Reply from PrudentOwlet I am a woman, people. Reply from ross571 Is your wife color blind because it's only in the x chromosome or she is just a carrier. You don't contribute anything towards your boys for color vision. Unless they xxy. You don't give your sons a x chromosome, you give the y. Reply from PrudentOwlet I'm a woman. Reply from Amelietha This comment section is the most obvious example of "men are the default" I've ever seen. Reply from PrudentOwlet It's actually infuriating. I have people telling me I must be lying, people suggesting my sons aren't really mine, people just smugly telling me I'm wrong because only Moms pass color blindness... I. Am. The. Mom.

did you know nearly half of all parents are women

finally proper ADHD representation

Yesterday I broke the cardinal rule of posting which is: never post

Help!

My cat Mani cuddling an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper

STOP!!!

This is the Dr. Pepper cat,

Repost for bountiful Dr. Pepper harvests and sugary carbonated bliss

Ignore for not that

Smoking The Shit That Made The Eel Come Out To Play