Moose Gossage

Listen, Billy Batts refers to Tommy’s shine box. That’s just gangster speak for finding ones’s smile and charm so we can have a reset.

I go back and forth between beard and clean shaven at least once per year. Nice mixing it up.

I usually only keep a 'stache around for a few days when going full beard to clean shaven. The 70's cop mustache doesn't really work for me, and I've never had the discipline/fortitude to get a good handlebar thing going on.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

The first I’ve heard of “Maritime Alaska”. Everyone here seems to delineate it up into SE and South Central.

Alaska Neighbors We're an informal group of Alaskans who are part of an ongoing discussion about what a grassroots, homegrown political party could look like.

#akleg We're an informal group of Alaskans who are part of an ongoing discussion about what a grassroots, homegrown political party could look like. We're building community and organizing across Alaska and we want you to contribute your voice and unique skills.

alaskaneighbors.org

This stinks much like the Ellie Rubenstein story. Crum was on the board of the Permanent Fund Corporation during this time, correct? alaskapublic.org/news/2024-07...

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

what, fighting Lou Barlow?

a man wearing a hat and glasses is talking to another man on a city street . Alt: Ned Ryerson smacks Phil Connors on the shoulder and loudly exclaims, "BING!"

This is the voice that popped in my head just now

Something you don't see everyday: lacewing eggs laid on a spider silk strand

Discount Goebbels

Love the boots, pants, and outer top but the double shirt collar isn’t for me

Glad to see some actual oversight

Gtfo with this shit

It’s a Silver Jews sort of morning

Early’s on time
On time is late
Now get me some bacon and slap it on this ‘ere plate

Let the poor guy rest he’s got a big day ahead of him!

GOTO 10

Cranes in the downtown skyline’s a sight to see for some
It ought to make a few reputations in the cult of #1
…
Gosh I miss David Berman’s writing

Girlfriend took some soma I know I know she’s slurious

A statute may "enshrine a tradition," but that is not the only thing it does. A statute codifies law, just the same as statutes criminalizing homicide and bank robbery, and it is just as "clear" that violating the statute is unlawful.

Amen

The Benjamin Button of social media platforms

I feel like I should seclude myself into my shop with a stack of these coins, melting them down and sculpting the pot metal into little fishes, and then repeat the process again and again, ad infinitum, a la Colonel Buendia.

What are we even doing.

If you can just find it in yourself the will to build another bubble, absconding people off the street and smashing windows on babies becomes ok

/Space Mutiny/ and /Mitchell!/ are the best MST3K