Passive Voice

“Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps And Me (This Sort If Thing Is My Bag Baby)” by Austin “Danger” Powers

Taken together with impoundments, this would break everything. The president is claiming the power to not spend money he doesn't want to and now also to spend money where it's not allowed. And SCOTUS might say no one has standing to stop him. That would make him an appropriations king.

That’s some skinwalker shit right there

OMG I saw this and completely lost my shit laughing thanks for a chariot archer trip in the wayback machine

They should just rename glitter as “fiasco.”

It’s this or the flying Asian carp. Fishing is about to be MF FULL CONTACT

Mother sauce 101.

Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and give me $10. I'll get it right 20-40% of the time and I require very little water

Talented coach needing a less intense place to go 9-3? Have I got a job for you in Stillwater OK!

Simply ever green (patina-ed)

But for two calls this game is Dores.

Like a chili cook off in a Serta factory, just bed-shitting everywhere you look.

A coach that can go 8-4 every year is one of god’s little miracles

Iowa State is Kansas but for football

every day citizens are not supposed to worry about politics all week in a functioning republic

The finger guns are an autonomic response

I think an app called “GoonWatch” would sell like hotcakes, but suspect the reviews in the App Store would be puzzled at the contents.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, right?

“I get no kick from champagne…”

Protective coloration is positively correlated with species survival.

Also, thanks for the heads up! :)

Read that in my head as “sundry-ing” and not “sun drying” and was trying to remember if I knew that “sundry” could be used as a verb.

I mean, where could you find one in the wild?

Don’t forget the part where they cut down a bunch of their mature palm trees for the same reason!

Spent three hours or so making gnocchi from scratch for #pastasunday and ate the whole lot in like 10 minutes flat. Good, but worth it?

Truly delightful! Thanks for sharing (virtually)

What else is there?

Don’t underestimate the value of being pretty good every year.

Finna run train on Florida

The gym used to be more effective. For example, I used to go for about 6 weeks, achieve a complete reset and then be able to stop going until the next snug jeans crisis. Can't be that I'm now 45. Must be due to woke

Holy fuck there’s a hype video for putting trash in a goddamn dumpster like it’s a Nobel prize winning scientific discovery I simply can’t anymore.