McCracken

Love a bing bong doink

This is 2025’s submersible. We deserve this

All worries

You should go to sleep and then in about four hours wake up with a start exclaiming “OH GOD DAMN IT NOW I REMEMBER”

I was about to say “no one is going to get this but you lol” BUT MAYBE NOT

SEARCH YOUR MEMORIES

Nick Cave bait

At max, you can expect to infect 5-7 people with COVID. That’s considered pretty transmissible, which is why we (tried to) lock down about it.

An infected person will give measles to 16-18 other people. It’s extremely virulent

It’s long past time for you to wear a mask again.

We have always been at war with eggs

No sharp objects for our toddling terror

Seeing him run around with a chainsaw yelling “chainsawwww!” was so intensely cringe I had an out of body experience

the fascists are looking to rigidly define gender not just to punish trans people like they claim but to lay the groundwork for the oppression of all women. when gender is legally mutable, it is harder to use it to restrict people’s rights.

they want to build a cage around you, made from our bones

alright you wanna know how to support trans people?

hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.

Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

Even when no one can hear you. Even when it’s just in your own head. It just seems super weird not to

Bird flu found in sample of California raw milk: Officials The California Department of Public Health warned consumers on Sunday to avoid consuming any from the same lot of raw milk.

Foreshadowing

Go back home. Sell your car. Melt down your license. Give away all your possessions. Vanish into the mists of the silent forest at the edge of town. Perfect solution.

Mask bans are evil and dystopian and I am appalled that they’re even being proposed. Wearing masks to protect your health and the health of others needs to be recognized as a right for all and an absolutely essential protection for those who would otherwise be unable to participate in society

I had a childhood full of random nosebleeds. Now I only get them when I’m in a really dry environment, and stress seems to be a factor. The first time I saw the Grand Canyon in person I got lightheaded and my nose instantly started bleeding. Have you seen the Grand Canyon lately?

It’s a common mistake

You clearly made the mistake of waking up

Yes this I too would like this

I don’t know but she has my sword

A bed with bedding that has a pepperoni pizza motif printed on it. You know. Pizza bed.

Solution: pizza bed

Tbh I’d probably get sick of constant cheerleading VERY quickly. Like okay thanks this one thing is safe but what will protect me from the cheerleaders

Okay fuck that neighbor but also I too would like someone to do a cheerleader routine to let me know that it’s safe to do stuff

My neck has been hurting for like a year and I’ve given up trying to fix it. Necks just hurt now

In my experience people eventually memory-hole literally everything

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