Kathy

Not remotely the point but why are their dream fembots always so sweaty

They were running away from him.

I’ve never seen Weekend at Bernie’s, but I assume this was the Friday before?

don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs

Trump standing there

When it's time for your big solo during the elementary school Christmas Pageant and one of the 3 Wisemen passes out next to the manger

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Exquisite #photography series 🧵

unzipped my hoodie to show my Godzilla t-shirt

also, i did not realize it’s Godzilla Day today but when you’re me, you’re always prepared for Godzilla Day

From left(back row): Jet Jaguar, Gidra, Smog Monster Front and center, hot as fuck: Sexy Godzilla

I hold sexy Godzilla in my heart.

Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards

What’s the oldest horror movie you find legitimately scary?

Is... is their health care plan.. the Epstein Files?

Comedian Godfrey having a laugh with some of the troops in DC. 🤣

Middle school cringe vibes

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

goddammit do i hate going around being a guy who is mad but goddammit right now i am a Guy Who Is Mad

Jet Jaguar (robot built by humans), King Ghidorah (alien dragon), and Hedorah (alien sludge monster).

Godzilla from the original 1954 movie.

For every 5 Likes or Reposts, I'll give you a cool-ass Godzilla Fact. I'll try to keep it to lesser-known stuff but I won't be posting any inside baseball. I just want to share my love for the King.

Back row: Jet Jaguar, Gold Hydra, Smog Monster Front row: Sexy Godzilla These are small plastic figures from Gashapon machines.

Who are Sexy Godzilla's friends?

We can always make an appearance somewhere in town, even if it's just for a few minutes.

Woke up in Bend, OR to a rather nice sky.

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

TV screen shot of skier with lower third reading “CAN ERIK READ.”

yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words

And the lighted areas of her face seem...added in. She's just not right. 🤖

That prifile pic does look AI-generated. Weird lips.

Small tabby cat has big tabby cat in a headlock

Small tabby cat has big tabby cat in a headlock, second angle/day

Small tabby cat has big tabby cat in a headlock, third angle/day

Small tabby cat has big tabby cat in a headlock, fourth angle/day

A common theme arises

Fake Spirit Halloween costume. “Irritating Coffee Shop Guy Playing Tiktok Vids.” It’s a man staring at his phone while holding a coffee cup.

Terrifying.