@manwarman.bsky.social
Commercial actor. Poster & Music maker. I have a frog named Tito.
Logging back in to Bluesky just to like this and leave again
19.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The parable of the scorpion and the frog but it’s a hedgehog and an otter just floating and vibing
05.04.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So far this feels like the superior void to scream into
30.01.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU’RE FREE EVERYONE! SPOTIFY WRAPPEDS ARE LOCKED IN. LISTEN TO TRASH WITH ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY!!
05.12.2024 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re on the fence about having kids, just know that you can always use the carpool lane
01.12.2024 06:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walking up to every dish on the table and muttering under my breath to no one “it’s giving… thanks”
28.11.2024 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alexa, avenge me.
07.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got my doodah caught in my zipadee again☹️
07.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you don’t have anything nice to say, think harder. It’s easy ya dipstick
07.11.2024 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright fuck/marry/kill:
Marriage, intercourse, murder
Why hasn’t a church fundraiser done dunk tank baptisms? Do I have to think of everything?!?!?
07.11.2024 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Screwed the pooch is a perfect expression. The worst way to handle any situation is to fuck a dog.
07.11.2024 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Congratulations to our next president, Reverse Mr. Bill.
07.11.2024 20:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
