Auntie Em

I've heard it both ways.

May I remind you that correlation is not causation.

Oh to live in precedented times...

Was it Mr. Hooper's? Love that shop.

Thinking of adding "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to my email signature.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Mono AND Diglycerides? My cup runneth over.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again.

seems a lot more interesting in Europe.

It ceases to be a salad as long as it's hot. Hot pasta salad? That's pasta, my friend.

I think you can listen for free on the Interview podcast.

bsky.app/profile/emil...

And does it rhyme with apple or maple?

We need to start saying "He's got eggs" when someone shows courage.

This is one of the few remaining joys in life.

I was in med school pretending I wanted to be a doctor and workshopping my bipolar disorder.

NY Post reveals that the "triangles" Mamdani said he enjoyed eating were actually triangular pyramids.

I volunteer for ElderNet, an organization that provides rides for seniors going to medical appointments. There have been a few clients who make me think it's true that no good deed goes unpunished.

But no alt text?

While zucchini weeps silently in the corner, painfully aware of the lie that is zoodles.

Same in the 70s. The joy of the cafeteria sloppy joe is timeless.

I'm not sure that makes it better.

In my 50s: but only for 3 hours before I'm inexplicably wide awake again 😳

My brain immediately went to "OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!"

You won't regret it.

Explain your username:

Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.

I thought this was a satirical response meant to indicate that not everyone lives near a wildlife rescue. So I googled it. So happy that I was wrong! Off to spend the rest of the day watching Tiggywinkles videos.

Screenshot of a clickbait AP story. Picture of a package of linguine with meatballs. Text underneath reads "Listeria Found in Walmart, Trader Joe's Meals May Be Linked to Deadly Fettuccine Outbreak.

Terrible timing. The fettuccine vaccine is so hard to get these days.

I love this place.

A Band