Jeff Michael

Yeah, that’s gross.

That’s junkie thinking. An OD draws cops and paramedics, so you have to be gone lickety-split.

Well look at all the wars the people of earth have been dragged into under women’s leadership, right?

“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”

Is he…is he talking about weight?

That’s about 400 pounds per person.

I’m fat as fuck and I don’t have 400 pounds to lose.

“Hey Siri, what does inept impotence look like?”

My thoughts, in order.
1.) maybe he’s going for help?
2.) he used to be a junky. He’s seen people OD and is used to flagging down help for them.
3.) nah. Junkies bug out ASAP when shit goes sideways. He’s across the street trying to blend in before the cops get there.

A portrait of leadership in crisis.

Man has that got to piss Trump off. All that attention somebody else is getting. And in his own office! He’s the best president ever in his newly-labeled Oval Office, and some chump has the nerve to require medical attention. In front of the press, no less!

Trump adds ‘Walk of Fame’ on facade of White House Trump has made several aesthetic changes to the White House including renovating the Rose Garden to add a patio

He’s so, so desperate for recognition. And we recognize him, all right. There’s no smell quite so obvious as desperation.

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I imagine the “careless people” title is a Great Gatsby shoutout though?

(Apologies to Kif, of course.)

Kif Kroker Goes To Washington.

Yeah yeah yeah. The wealthiest always warn. Fine. Let’s see those crybabies actually up and move. Never gonna happen.

Nobody on earth would have any idea who Yoko Ono was if she hadn’t glommed onto the mommy issues of one of the most famous men in the world.

They should have called it Ahmet And Diva Tap The ATM.

“OR it’ll be somebody else’s fault! So, win-win, right?”

Well, then it hardly stood a chance for the first 850 years…

Gotta admit, she knows her market.

Well, it hardly stood a chance for the first 850 years…

Well, it hardly stood a chance for the first 850 years…

It can sure lead there though, if nobody helps and everybody just praises you as a golden child.

Thanks for your resume, though. We’ll get back to you.

Well, if you’ve had a learning disability your whole life but nobody’s ever acknowledged it because your dad is rich, stupidity would be a plausible outcome, I should think.

He can’t read, he’s learned how to circle around it, and he’s been rewarded handsomely for it his whole life.

The guy obviously has a learning disability. He can’t read the prompter. The irony is if he came out as learning disabled he’d be a hero for achieving what he has...but that would require admitting a weakness, and he is pathologically incapable of doing so.

The guy obviously has a learning disability. He can’t read the prompter. The irony is if he came out as learning disabled he’d be a hero for achieving what he has...but that would require admitting what he thinks of as a weakness, and he is pathologically incapable of doing so.

Well if these ‘concepts’ are on the same development path as a healthcare solution or the ever-forthcoming “infrastructure week”, Venezuela doesn’t have anything to worry about

Gotta admit, the tears of my enemies are turning out to be pretty fucking tasty, actually.

Wow, who snuck that past the ketchup tossed in chief?

He must be swamped in ballroom planning. Pun intended.

A thing I didn’t like about Fantastic Four: First Steps was how awkwardly Galactus landed in New York Harbor. I thought it was a missed opportunity to not have him walk on the water, if you know what I mean.

Loved the movie on the whole, though!

There is no wandering. The unusually large star’s trajectory was inevitable, a path dictated for millions of years by the inexorable truth of gravity.