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@turtlebits.bsky.social

My consolation prize to myself after the election was deleting Twitter.

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I HATE it when they recast comic book characters

11.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh boy are those chemicals are achieving levels of purple I didn't know possible

11.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is SO purple it looks photoshopped but it isnt

11.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for the super saiyan edit

11.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We really should consider their poor gamer brains more

10.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry but this was the first image that came to mind

10.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible that Mario & Wario is finally playable in the US

09.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When he challenges you for control over the clan that's when you know it's over

09.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they're scared of letting anything too weird rock for too long because they want the status quo to mostly untouched even when it's literally a AU

09.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not great overall, doesn't hold up on any level, really early weird looking PS2 graphics etc. But genuinely the most cringe plot twist ive ever seen.

21.09.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And we have to all pay for their incompetence. The worse theyve been at this the more chaos and lies have gotten spread before anyone learned anything substantial.

13.09.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok nice, that's awesome then. Definitely hoping for some fun anniversary stuff

11.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just hope there's more than the movie

11.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf I have no idea how long it's supposed to be so I just imagined a like 15 minute movie video.

11.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, of course. These are the exact kind of people who would attend a Charlie Kirk event.

11.09.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. So Mario movie 2 tomorrow whoopee. Hope there's more than that

11.09.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He went out doing what he loved the most
Being wrong

10.09.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf Nappa is one of the most memorable props in the series

09.09.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goes to show how word of mouth and general quality just wasn't understood by the industry back then. But social media slowly but surely broke the illusion inspite of it.
Still always been amazed by XBC because usually even back then you'd think they would bet on Nintendo name would just carry it

08.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is clearly functionally impossible so I wonder if this is literally just so that he can reclaim worlds richest title again.

07.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the state of the industry reflects what gets made to the degree that BOTWs influence leading to huge live service games is a better reflection on the AAA industry. Indies are a different story I think

01.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf this is exactly what I imagined his response was going to be

31.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game never once felt or looked like a real game so I ignored it immediately only to find out now that it sucks seems like a natural conclusion

30.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lengths one must go to aura farm

24.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on a successful class change into Dad Father

24.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No wonder Hideo kojima thinks he the coolest guy ever and he is

24.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait till they learn why 90% of all scientific discovery happened

27.07.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP to a real one

25.07.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7600    πŸ” 2334    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 96

This outright tells me one or neither is ever coming out because they'll be in development hell from poor management or due to some scam

24.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

always wondered if that was a throwback to DKJR

22.07.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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