Riverboat Chris

Win-win situation for everyone involved.

I choose to believe that the Vegas marriage works and that Red is the first Lady Green Apple and this is not all some scam until proven otherwise.

The scream I scrumpt at KotSK ending on a Sixteen Tons needle drop.

Wait I love this for Raymun.

Rewatching the Olympic hockey gold medal match again until KotSK is on.

The fight is lost man. eBaum's World will never be the commons while it continues to hemorrhage daily active users.

When they put Luka's statue outside Crypto the pose should be him smirking at a ref and waving his hand like "fuck off"

Not today my friend. Evil is vanquished.

It has had me pulling my hair out since 2018.

I see somebody messaged their Brooklyn journalist group chat for help.

Simpsons meme. Text "Two -- whenever Dr. abbot is not on screen all the other characters should be asking "Where's Abbot?"

Watching The Pitt

After you're done watching Cale Makar don't forget to watch Prince Maekar in tonight's dramatic final episode of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Average Dr. Santos patient: 22-year-old who lost a fingertip doing a TikTok trend
Average Dr. Robbie patient: Middle-schooler with Victorian Urchin Disease
Average Dr. Whitaker patient: Vietnam vet who can’t stop masturbating

Celtics-Lakers. Let's see how long I can go without threatening the country of Slovenia.

Don't you dare criticize a mid level journalist at a publication you rarely think about or else the beacons will be lit and bloggers with delusions of grandeur will come out of the woodwork to their defense.

The class consciousness of journalists, opinion columnists, and bloggers is the most powerful thing on earth.

If we are going by monthly users then Pinterest has more of a claim to being the commons than Twitter.

Like sure she got dunked on for a shit piece on Will Stancil, but I think people are more upset now for the tweet and Klion's timing on this is interesting.

If you actually search on why this Verge reporter is getting criticized on bluesky right now it's for an obviously antisemitic tweet.

“A hostile communist power”

The NWS just keeps sending me text alerts saying "the end is nigh, the end is nigh." Is that good?

USA group pic on ice with Olympic platform

USA group pic on ice with Olympic platform, with Johnny Gaudreau's kids and jersey

USA group pic and a second with Johnny Gaudreau's kids

The stoat of shame.

Fun fact: in Canada when their national teams lose in hockey the team and coach are sent to a labor camp in Nunavut to never be seen again.

Now for the stoat of shame for the Canadians.

Quinn your curse continues.

After you're done watching Cale Makar don't forget to watch Prince Maekar in tonight's dramatic final episode of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

The ghosts are chanting Quinn, Quinn, Quinn like in Rudy.

Quinn the ghosts want you to score a goal here. They'll relieve you of your curse.