Jarrod

Post a film you have seen more than 7 times

I like playing "Ass City (Overture)" at dinner parties and the whole time I'm like "If these people only knew."

"Can we emphasize that Shaw is hatless?"

Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Milk Puds

🐈‍⬛ Happy National Black Cat Day to you and yours

60% of the day spent napping, 30% spent post-nap stretching.

Jackie-Ooooooo

"The Design of Everyday Things" is in my TBR too!

When you make a little pocket for a cat and the cat's like "I'll decide how this works, thanks."

a man standing next to a statue of an indian ALT: a man standing next to a statue of an indian

Classic scene with Woody Allen.

It looks like Kareem's entire uniform is painted on.

I still do!

Black cat sticks out tongue

Pats defeat Panthers, but not this one.

I took this this other day

I enjoy reading AI as Al (e.g. Bundy).

Slightly diminish a book

The Exercise

There's no way he's seen the movie.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

28 Garys Later

You are a hero for finding this.

Terrifying even in GIF form.

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title:

Tom Clancy's Elephants Can Remember

Beer and football XVI — the condensed-replay preseason Tell us the last thing you got excited about The beer: Battery Steele Batella Mexican Lager The headline: “I try to fill it with gold, fill it to the top.” – Cat Power, “Great Expectations” The com…

The Guardian covers the NFL? #patriots

No but everyone else does.

Show me your getaway vehicle