Chelsea

My favorite thing to do is receive and input a One-Time Access code. I think I'd like to do it about 500 fucking times every single day

i would like nothing more than to be on the "dream up ridiculous rube goldberg deaths" team for this franchise

Hello,

Sorry for my delayed response to this email. My foot clipped into the ground and then I shot ten miles into the air and saw the edges of the sky

Tell me your favorite movie not many people know

we used to respect the peanut in this country, weaving it into the very fabric of our culture and even singing its praises at civic gatherings of our national pastime. now we are isolated and alienated like individually bagged packages of SkinnyDipped almonds

Coward

Forgetting someone?

Go shox

im gonna hit you in the head with a pipe so hard that you hear the steel drum intro from P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent

hate when I get too big for my britches. what with the price of britches these days

actually, knightrider is the name of the car. the man is knightrider's monster

My (747 F) husband (850 M) keeps a list of every child in the world

Logging my sex tape on Letterboxd

⭐⭐⭐⭐ ❤️ Liked it

"Plenty of holes, but not a one of 'em in the plot."

It's much easier to ignore bad faith arguments and angry replies/quotes when you remember that over half of the adults in the US read below a sixth-grade level

He's coming to Kingdom Hearts

[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice]
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶

Big Mouth Billy Bass singing mounted bass wearing a Christmas hat

can someone rig one of these things to do “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” ? It’s all I want for Christmas and I’ve been very good

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I forgot my 10 key at home, the batteries in my mouse at the office are dead, and the supply closet has no AA batteries or extra mouses. We should have had today off.

You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

Many people are talking about the sexual politics of Hot Frosty and I haven't seen the "born sexy yesterday" trope mentioned ONCE

Finally, Hot Frosty adds another man to the born sexy yesterday pantheon. Brendan Fraser was doing a lot of the heavy lifting with both George of the Jungle and Blast from the Past.

A Christmas ornament of an 1800s Carol singer in a red velvet cloak with white fur trim holding a sprig of holly

This diva

I've been in Austin too long. I forgot I'm a Wichita 10.

I'm being boiled alive in my sister's car.

There are about 6 businesses at any given time in the small town I grew up in them (most of them fold within 2 years). One of them is now a vape shop, and according to my mom it's going strong. Most successful local business that's opened in the last 20 years.

While everyone else is on the cousin walk I'm smoking weed

Taste-maker