Punkle Grindpa

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

Pre-ordered with my LCS, I think he's as excited as I am to have this in the shop

Fishgrinder Corpser

YES Bailey Jay was rusty tromboning a pig. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

That's a big Twinkie

Man Building Up Courage to Listen to Favorite Band's Recent Stuff Local metalhead Stan Peters is preparing himself mentally and physically to finally listen to his favorite band’s most recent album which came out in 2017.

Man Building Up Courage to Listen to Favorite Band’s Recent Stuff
thehardtimes.net/culture/man-...

So I don't like cops.

Me & my friends would've beat him to death with hammers ⚒️

I'll show them all real chocolate Thai!

MORTWIGHT MENTIONED!

Followed & subbed for updates! Happy Birthmas!

So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.

Soon

QAnon but somehow both realer & more terrible. 4chan "got into politics" the day Moot met with Epstein. The implications are horrifying.

Dawg...wut? Just fucking wut the fucking fuck...

Oh no.

Do I get the gift of unbelievably sick wordplay if I wear the MF DOOM mask? The power to send imposters to do jobs I don't wanna?

the difference between "white liberals (pejorative)" and "white liberals (complimentary)" seems less a distinction between their stated principles and more a distinction between people who made promises they never thought they'd have to keep and those who are living up to the bill that came due

If you think we don't need to look at how blockchain is used as an abusive dynamic that denies justice and causes long lasting NIMBYism, you are the proverbial Otherkin idiot 🤎

Screenshot from the documentary film Until the Light Takes Us of Fenriz from the black metal band Darkthrone sitting in his office talking on the phone in a black sleeveless shirt and he says "Hey hey! It's Fenriz. Are you having a great Friday?"

Fridays are great, aren't they? Fenriz thinks so. He hopes you agree! #metalsky #blackmetalsky

Famous hippo moo deng saying “we’re gonna have to kill those guys, Chappel roan”, and Chappel roan replying “you’re right, moo deng”

Instagram post from Actress Sofia Vergara at a wrestling show posing in front of the ring with a bunch of wrestlers down with caption that reads "i think they r dead"

You have been visited by PWG Sofía Vergara repost PWG Sofía Vergara and receive good fortune or ignore PWG Sofía Vergara and be cursed 🤼‍♂️

I have similar feelings about other bands for sure.

I will always love Toxicity most, but Steal This is also pretty peak.

This is the opposite of the terror experienced when you dream you're pissing then wake up & have to confirm you were only dream pissing & didn't actually wet the bed.

if you put the ice pick in at the *just* the right point, you only sever the neurons that make you think that people are lying when they say nice things about you

Stealing Valor is okay if you say “Prank, bro!” when you get caught.

Nobody can get mad if you steal valor as a prank.

Not a single person.

Never drop acid
And then watch “Happy Days,” dude—
Just trust me on this

Updated February adventures! ❤️‍🔥
#wrestlesky