[after tracking you down ten years later for our fated duel i am once again dissapointed to learn that you gave up walking the path of vengeance and just pay brothel girls that kind of look like me to roleplay fucking you after destroying your village]

The famous old Tumblr post: how I defeated fascism with the power of love by Luigi (not our Luigi but it's funny to pretend it is) Chapter 1: the power of love. The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: the power of incredible goofballery

Call it a diversity of slapstick lmao

On the left, the German Mud Wizard in their druid cloak pushes a German riot cops who is already stuck in the mud. On the left are 3 Portland Antifa frogs in green inflatable cartoonish costumes and one black frog with white frog bones on him like the antifa frog skeleton.

Future historians: As their computers ate and destroyed all their languages we can only assume that what happened was magic became real and that's how they defeated global genocidal fascism

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Bot behavior.

Yeah I did the thing where I commented without reading and when I read it I realized my comment was pointless.
It is possible, if not likely, that I will learn from this.

I thought the kkk didn't show up till after the Civil War honestly.

a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.

PLUNGE INTO THESE HOT GOURDS WITH YOUR LONG TOOLS AND WILLING FINGERS AND MAKE THEM SPILL THEIR SEED ALL OVER YOUR FRONT PORCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBORS

Rfk *looks* like a guy who'd tell you that you should feed your baby raw meat, you can literally tell by looking at him that he'll give you health advice that'll absolutely fuck up your whole life.

its so cool that the weird fascists he's surrounded himself with show him AI fox news clips all day, it's so cool that he's hooked up to the bigass 40k golden throne version of grandpa getting cooked on facebook, pop pop defeated by phone at the highest level

Hakeem Jeffries while being dragged to an gulag by ICE goons: "This is bad for American healthcare"

writing "self defense" on all my ammo just in case anyone ever asks me any questions that are already answered by the ammo

Iranian intelligence officer: "Okay, you said you have information that will lead to the arrest of numerous US government officials. What is it?

Me: [gestures vaguely around] "Just fuckin'... look at'em, dude."

Abolish the police before the police abolish us all

As Sun Tzu said, when your opponent is frantically slamming his dick in a car door it is wise to not interrupt him.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Resistance grifter with 60k followers after less than a week: ok people buckle up, for $5 I will tell you how the DOJ is about to execute elon musk for treason in a secret trial known only to nuclear sub captains. Subscribe to my substack for all the juicy details

Seems worrying

Terrorist Youth | Editorial - Organise Magazine We were always terrorists, we were always illegal. Whether it’s on the streets, during some occupation, or just sat at home, the weight of the state is always upon us. Every Anarchist knows this; whet...

“We were always terrorists, we were always illegal.

Every Anarchist knows this…Should they wish, at any point, unless you’ve gone to remarkable lengths, you are subject to being disappeared.

State repression is the reality of resistance.”

We will never be an egalitarian society as long as preparing for work and submission are the primary goals of education.

Stephen Miller's wife calls him a sexual matador because the only way he can get aroused is if it involves killing livestock

turns out nobody was in my walls @your.grippy.sock.gf me: 1 voices: O

borrowed money from the mafia gave them my landlords contact info since we are in this together 💖

/r/legaladvice my infant got raptured but i did not. how do i explain to the authorities that i am not guilty of filicide

Me and my friends tried to imagine what life is like in NYC in the world of Marvel comics or something where you have regular monster attacks. What we came up with is that you could rent a 2/2 in Manhatten for maybe $500/mo, but your insurance would be $60k a year.

You'd miss work a lot too.

I do miss cutting a 2 liter in half and then making it into a gravity bong in a small bucket

Today, the president of the United States of America said that the country's current pediatric vaccine schedule was "too much liquid... going into that baby" and then issued a decree announcing that anti-fascism is terrorism

Trump: *incoherent fucking babbling that will torture and kill people*

Journalists: Trump says babies are too full of liquid, certain baby experts say they disagree