World Hall Monitor

The "find out" stage is always the the hardest.

Thinking about the time in Salt Lake City I asked a brewery bartender for a flight and she flatly told me, “No, I’m too busy for that.”
-That shit still blows my mind.

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Trust me, you would not.

“If I’m motionless, maybe the camera won’t capture me…”

Like, this evokes thoughts such as, “Don’t be putting people’s business out in the streets, triflin’ meddlin’s!”

Harvard graduates in their robes in 2025

Close up of a graduate who is going through some thangs, looking disheveled and slightly sooty.

Ultra close up shot of a Harvard grad who is appearing in shock and has some immediate life struggles happening in real time.

@nytimes.com y’all did not have to drag this poor person tripping balls at their Harvard Graduation ceremony like this.

Silver lining y’all: we make *EVERYTHING* femme coded.
Bananas? Nah- eating any piece of fruit = Feminine.
Forget straws- Drinking liquids? Feminize that ish.
Wearing accessories with clothes (such as ties): Female-only.
The list goes on forever!

Correct- this would be considered undue influence, still extremely concerning and highly unethical, but murder is an overstatement.

I just laughed uncontrollably for several seconds upon reading NASA would “largely become the National Moon and Mars Administration”
It’s so silly, who could make this up

We’ve also found some of the best music/score through the end credits, as well as Easter eggs.
*Not to mention, as you said, all the dedicated work hours put into a film.

A friend mentioned eating heated/hot food being a luxury.
It was a bit mind-blowing to ponder, warm food being considered a luxury.

Finally watching #Severance S2 finale. Girl, I will watch Seth Milchick dance all day. Mm!

Anyone woman who is complimented on her skirt will 110% raise up the side to proudly disclose, “It’s a skort.”

FYI kidney stones do not resemble gravel.
Just so y’all know.

If fed workers are losing jobs, they’ll likely move away from the DMV.

What happens after that will be a disgusting feudal class land grab in DC.

Elon claiming he’s “fixing the system” by breaking it is like him stabbing a mall Santa, putting on the suit, and then declaring he saved Christmas.

In this case, though, the crops are swarms of locusts from hidden wells in the ground.

“There Are No Cats in America” from An American Tail keeps running through my head.

It feels ominous but in a joyful way?

I don’t care what anyone says, I still blow on my Nintendo cartridges.

I feel the same way when picking up a handful of red and green M&M’s only to find out they are the mint kind.

Out of curiosity, what is the high-end for a slice of NY pizza?
-Sky’s the limit for smoothies in LA, though.

Good looking AI white dude with contoured cheekbones and contoured nose smoking a UV lit cigarette

I know drag queen contour work when I see it.
Oh the irony of being a hateful bigot!

I shan’t!
You’re not my real mom!

Question: have you read The Giver lately?…

The irony and fury felt because a man believing he is entitled to bring his son to “work” at the Oval Office while I Mom-Math my way through the next month’s monkey-wrenched schedule due to back-to-office orders with far less work/life balance is an especially sinister scorn I place upon his head.

I so badly want the business sign in the background to say “Nobody Has Panty for Less”

climate change is really messing with my ability to lure sailors to their watery graves

Aldi is affordable for all.