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I cried listening to the opening credits, I’m so excited

Hey, stop using prison as an insult :-)

If someone came at me with a silencer on their gun like that guy did I would be like, wow I was really a dick

sent texts saying korea is under martial law and then a second one saying ok it ended

me in the family group chat

Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.

Need to not have a job so I can spend all day reading about South Korea

Blocking popular ex evangelical theology bros on here already like I’m exorcising a new home I’m about to move into

Trying to find ethical ways to bribe my students into turning in all of their remaining assignments early so I can grade them before my birthday weekend, please advise

Analysis: Biden’s pardon of his son pours fuel on Trump’s claims of politicized justice | CNN Politics President Joe Biden’s pardon of his son Hunter deepened an entanglement of politics and the rule of law that has tarnished faith in American justice and is almost certain to worsen in Donald Trump’s s...

Biden pardoning his son while doing nothing for 10,000's wasting away for petty bullshit is Objectively Bad. Also pundits acting like this is some type of Dangerous Precedent that Trump will exploit is hilarious and i truly wonder if these people believe in Santa Claus
www.cnn.com/2024/12/02/p...

Wore a fit so hot this weekend, it gave me bad karma the next day

Hell yeah

None of my exes have earned a PhD yet, and unfortunately it is my goal to beat them all to it

Sorry, can’t talk. me and my girls group chat are all abolishing our inner cop and embracing erotic desire

Fit and face, does this work on this format??

Sex is cool but have you ever experienced getting IRB approval upon first submission of your research protocol?

If there aren’t any hot women I’m not going

This means so much to me

And by this I mean not hot and extremely mysterious about my personal life

I could never pull off “girl who’s not obsessed with Nicolas Cage” that just isn’t possible for me

Going to be the opposite of my twitter persona on this site