It’s rash season

Anxiety through the roof

When I first heard “autism epidemic” I cackled so loud

I miss my bellybutton piercing sm

For the foreseeable future my brain will autocorrect Thailand to Taiwan

us? the nation who ate Tide Pods? has resurrected measles??? I don’t believe it.

I’m going to cry, but I can’t stop watching the train wreck

We tell moms to enjoy the moment bc they’re only this age once. It’s a comment that gets repeated to death. But sometimes it’s literally impossible when you’re in the thralls of postpartum

Man. PPD really does rob moms of enjoying their babies in the moment. I look back on pictures of my girl when she was a couple months old and I remember being so incredibly depressed I didn’t fully experience what it is to have a tiny human be the embodiment of joy, wonder, and exploration

Sunday can’t come fast enough. And the Sunday after that, and the Sunday after that

Doechii’s BRRR-A in that anxiety song just sounds so perfect. I genuinely relate to the phrase “it scratches an itch in my brain” now

The changed the intro song for The White Lotus. Porquuueeeeee

Why is Elon built like that

Shit like this is the only reason I still have Twitter. I laughed for a solid 30 seconds

Niggas be coughing like the plague in em

It’s such a jarring thing seeing kids I watched over when they were elementary/middle school age be in their late teens like what?! I forget I’m in my mid twenties like what?! I’m a whole ass mom now and it’s still like what?!

I want my mom level to be Donna Lou Who. I love her

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me being eaten by a shark.

For the longest time, I thought I would never stop missing certain friendships. I would think about them and spiral into depression. I had a fleeting thought about them today realized it was with a sense of apathy.

I’m gonna be drinking so much for the next 4 years if week 1 is any indicator

One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing

I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.

“What if I just kms” at any slight inconvenience

Remember when he got shot and everyone laughed

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

Yw bsky