Carly Alexandra

@ossoff.bsky.social @warnock.senate.gov pls guys I’m begging

Whoever can get that train built from Atlanta to Savannah has my vote

I am too scared to touch it bc there’s no safety catch but that’s the beside the point

The fun thing about being a leftist from the south is that I already own a gun :)

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

God forbid I age ten years

I want to go to the bar for new years and act like a slut (not really) but none of my slutty little dresses fit anymore :’(

Bc why do they all look like they’re one phone call away from appearing on an episode of what not to wear

Bring back hot IT guys

currently negotiating with terrorists (trying to plan a trip with my other adult friends)

Me, vague ever present dread

Me

no one understands me like my emotional support mentos gum