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Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.

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It's so embarassing that this lady has a position of authority over anything.

19.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

michael tracey is always doing interviews over zoom because when they try to bring him in studio his stink lines get tangled up in the equipment

19.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A group of men who love to stand normally.

19.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does this data raise the question or answer it?

19.02.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

michael tracey use soap 2026 challenge

19.02.2026 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god he is just absolutely awful to look at. i hate it.

19.02.2026 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

18.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25865    ๐Ÿ” 6269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 534    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1064
center for disease logo, control and prevention removed.

center for disease logo, control and prevention removed.

28.08.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

On the one hand twitter is a big child porn and abuse machine. On the other it distributes my writing to a lot of white nationalists who I would be able to reach otherwise, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not.

18.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flu B is ripping through my family but not me I'm invincible.

18.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There we go

18.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
RFK and Kid Rock in a pool together, raising glasses of an unknown white substance before drinking. The caption at the bottom says "WHOLE" is a thick, goopy white font

RFK and Kid Rock in a pool together, raising glasses of an unknown white substance before drinking. The caption at the bottom says "WHOLE" is a thick, goopy white font

i don't appreciate the mental image this font conjures

17.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should get these into everyone's hands so we can prevent violence.

17.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you shouldn't accuse people of saying false things when they say things that are true, or tell obvious lies

17.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think the fact that he signed some laws into being means it's untrue that he's vetoed other bills supportive of trans people.

17.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plaque rupture now

17.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which half

17.02.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably their issue is with the last sentence

17.02.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Deeply ashamed to live in a country where tweeting this isnโ€™t instant career suicide

16.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2256    ๐Ÿ” 344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

I am a normal and phlorizinized man.

16.02.2026 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From your lips to gods ears

15.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My man looking like a Netter illustration.

15.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just find it hard to believe that this guy is near death

15.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably

01.02.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1893    ๐Ÿ” 298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Zohran genuinely loves the people of his city and wants the best for them. Itโ€™s astonishing how much weโ€™ve all been starved of that by our leaders.

15.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2329    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Iฬทอ†ฬฎ ฬธอ ฬœษฅฬถฬ‰อษฬดฬƒฬณสŒฬทฬฬฅวฬทฬ„ฬ™ ฬดฬ”ฬฒษฬธฬอ” ฬธฬ‘ฬ™pฬทอŠฬษนฬดอ‘อŽวฬดฬฟฬฏษฬทฬ€ฬจษฏฬทอŠฬซยกฬดอ‚ฬก

15.02.2026 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pedocon law

14.02.2026 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a king

14.02.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe she'll turn it around but genuinely curious why someone as dominant as Mikaela Shiffrin has struggled at the Olympics specifically.

13.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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