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2026 stylish hat market is a bust. Guess I’ll pin my hopes on 2027. Oh wait hold up!

Go to CoolAlexTraining.com/book to get big / small / the same size

I might be convinced if they got real face tattoos to match tyson’s

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Thank you. I was losing my mind wondering why I didn’t hear any boos. Like I believed the announcers, but I really wanted to hear that asshole get booed

Apology NOT accepted 😔

Oh I don’t really know. More just find it funny that in the face of publicly shared food everyone suddenly becomes self conscious. What they actually eat is none of my business

Me, a person who eats an entire donut at a time, vs coworkers eating a sub unit of a donut for health reasons but I’ve seen what they eat for lunch

Hey lady, the planet destroying psychosis machine made a pretty cartoon of you. What the fuck

Saw a facebook post with an ai generated caricature of the poster to which someone replied to tell her she looks beautiful. I’m gonna have to take up smoking cause I don’t know how to deal

Remembering in the mid 90s when my dad listed our home number under Tom Terrific. Thought it was to hide his info from lawyers, but seems like stolen valor now

If you’re paying a mortgage for your investment property and can’t pay it without rent, you made a bad investment. And if you could afford the mortgage on your own, you’re hoarding property for your own gain. You’ll find no sympathy here

Protestors gettin paid so well they’re buying artisan crafted walnut and leather signs

Can old Italian man run instead? I think his stories would be more helpful

Can old Italian man run instead? I think his stories would be more helpful

Lmao! I don’t believe in phrenology, I just practice it

ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26:

• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos

They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.

Yes, it’s menor pete

It’s like Picard hating on him from those first couple seasons of TNG, but better

Oh oops whoops I didn’t understand what I was voting for sorry I’ll get it next time

(Next time) oh oops whoops

ok, but I gotta see the votes before I give this guy any credit (credit being a thumbs up for bare minimum effort)

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

These are the people that belong in prisons. Such a callous regard for human life that they laugh and treat the taking of it as a game

Yeah that’s cool. Can you sign for this delivery? I gotta get my ass to dwarf country

Here’s 9. For men only

Dumbass walking around with his finger on the trigger. Hope he accidentally performs a self face/off

In case you didn’t hear me the first time

Beetle Moses designed bumper sticker that says “keep honking! I’m busy listening to big binky and the banana boys.” Next to the words is a trio of the coolest orangutan musicians. One has bongos. One has a guitar. One has a kazoo

Jammin out. Wont hear no bullshit

@beetlemoses.bsky.social