Pat Long

So foolish.

Just...wild...cooking a goose that lays gold eggs.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

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No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Just a remarkably stupid person.

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

Super!

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

🔊 Listen Now: Ken Burns and the American Revolution Throughline on NPR One | 50:19

Something good to throw on if you get a chance. Helped my optimism. I also like to think of Ken Burns as a loquacious animated mouse for some reason.

The most securist surveillance company hired a third party cyber security firm to help them out with their 100% secure system that has totally never ever been hacked.

Is it a propaganda war or is it an intimidation tactic? So much of what is happening is happening in the shadows. The creation of threat and fear in a way that isn’t explicit. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is out there to encourage the organized goons to identify and harass as we scroll by.

New album cover.

FBI executing search warrant at Georgia election office related to 2020 vote, law enforcement official says The Federal Bureau of Investigation is executing a search warrant at a Fulton County election office in Georgia related to the 2020 election, a law enforcement official familiar with the matter said o...

They won’t investigate the murders of Good or Pretti, but they’ll investigate fake 2020 election fraud. www.reuters.com/world/us/fbi...

And don’t forget your booties, ‘cause it’s cold out there

Alt 👨🏻‍🍳💋

I want off this ride.

Trump: "Sometimes you need a dictator."

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"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
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