Spencer

I don't know who the asshole is that refuses to play with my cats 24/7. But they've been telling me all about you. And when I finally discover who you are... I will make you pay.

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

my wife freezes food as an intermediary step before we throw it away two years later

Travel tip: It's important to get to the airport early because your body needs at least an hour of sitting and scrolling tiktok to prepare for the hours you'll spend on the plane sitting and not being able to scroll tiktok.

Give it time. South Korea is very good at putting their past leaders in prison.

2. I personally use edibles most nights and don't feel that effect anymore. When I was less experienced with it I did notice a weed hangover though. But who knows if the feeling of the hangover actually indicates decreased cognitive performance. Great video though. Cannabis abuse is a big problem.

The “Next Day” Effects of Cannabis Use: A Systematic Review Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main intoxicating component of cannabis, can cause cognitive and psychomotor impairment. Whether this impairment is still present many hours or even days after THC u...

1. @hankgreen.bsky.social On your video comparing cannabis to gambling you mentioned seeing next day effects from edibles, and I don't doubt you. But the I found a meta analysis on it that indicates that suggests that this effect is not present for many users. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

just got into the best, most exclusive bar in Atlanta. They have a menu of two drinks, a martini with a lemon twist and bourbon poured over an ice cube made of ginger jalapeño simple syrup. The best part? If you can get in, all the drinks are free. it's called 'my dad's house'

I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation

All these arguments over criticism and art could be easily solved by implementing a strict ruleset and transparent scoring system

i love that chicago has the bean. more cities should have ominous relics. let’s put a big dark hole that god can’t see down in cleveland, ohio

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you

Eggs are only expensive if you buy them prefabricated. I been buying a big crate of the shells for like ten bucks then filling them with my own wet at home

A quite complex chart showing most and least common birthdays. Between July and September there are a lot of births. Christmas and New years are the time with the least!

September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.

The amount of the data they need is just too large and impossibly expensive to pay people to create. At this point paying every author in the world to write a full length (well research/written) book for your training data probably wouldn't make a dent...

I don't have an advent calendar

so Im just opening cupboard doors

and eating whatever's in there

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

Missed connection: I was in line behind you at the self checkout. You scanned everything as pine nuts by weight, which tripled your price. When the cashier tried to help you called him a Fed. The way you mishandle social situations leads me to believe you’d make Thanksgiving exciting. Hit me up.

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

once again i've selected the demonically possessed shopping cart and will be forced to acquire groceries while battling an ancient evil

Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.