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Vernon Slursley

@tpot.bsky.social

I won't stop 'til someone says "Welp...", slaps their knees, and goes to get up. Eat shit and live, Bill.

18 Followers  |  58 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  1.7736

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I'm your problematic fave's problematic fave

11.03.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People also just don't understand how the vote actually works in this country. 3rd party voters didn't change the outcome and anyone looking to scold them is conveniently ignoring the electoral college so they can morally absolve themselves and stand on the sidelines.

05.02.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shut up, Ray Parker Jr. Bustin' actually makes some of us feel TERRIBLE

31.01.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wariozempic

29.01.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Joely Rogan Expire

16.11.2023 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like George Bish

16.11.2023 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peggin' Thee Stallion

16.09.2023 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me after eating 2 fiber gummies

20.08.2023 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reskeet with your mental state

20.08.2023 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No honestly he's silent as the grave. He's always just kinda stared and grunted softly

20.08.2023 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom

13.08.2023 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel

08.08.2023 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not getting post on sundays

03.08.2023 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's cool that McConnell shit his pants in front of everyone actually. Very alpha

28.07.2023 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride

27.07.2023 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP

26.07.2023 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5752    πŸ” 1264    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 103
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In honor of SinΓ©ad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante

26.07.2023 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Society wants you to refuse the load

26.07.2023 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bully my dog

26.07.2023 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm such a fool for missing "Sloppenheimer" even though it was right in front of my eyes.

Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?

26.07.2023 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you got a fat ass:

Have a beautiful day

26.07.2023 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

repost with a banger pic of you

26.07.2023 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Do you think there's an audience for a "Songs To Get In A Car Accident To" playlist?

Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car

25.07.2023 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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girl dinner

25.07.2023 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself
1 book
1 movie πŸ“½οΈ
1 album
1 tv series

25.07.2023 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What is this woke nonsense? Where did their pajamas go? They're not even in pairs! Lord have mercy.

25.07.2023 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try Tractor Supply

25.07.2023 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm saving lives by accepting the Marlboro coupons and rewards addressed to one of the previous owners. Think of how bad he'd want to "spark up" if he could set his beer down on this bad boy!

25.07.2023 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not everyone knows how to do everything, okay?! Wiping your ass isn't the only thing!

25.07.2023 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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