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Grandiose statement about my abilities and accomplishments, coupled with unnecessary personal detail. I am a real human bean. Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.

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T'only way t'get a prop'r meal.

16.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interview, then afternoon nap.

16.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The point of teaching isn't a race to see which kid can learn the most in the shortest time, it's making sure that every kid learns, whatever it takes.

15.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave it alone, the focus should be on his face. I like his expression.

15.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really like roasted brussel sprouts (cast iron skillet, split side down until dark brown, with bacon or salt pork.) I was a big sprout hater for yeaaaaars before I came around. They say that the newer sprout is less bitter? But is that just because of old taste buds?

15.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's crazy about AI is that we all say we don't want this. Yet they keep shoving it in our faces. I'm going to have to found a religion just so I can have the right to stop seeing AI b.s. everywhere.

15.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Instead of associating them with devils, or witchcraft.

15.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel guilty about avoiding it as well, but I have to remind myself that bathing in this awfulness isn't going to do me any good, and it won't help them either. It's a deliberate deluge to get us to give up, but it's not going to work.

15.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They talk about Narnia as packaging the whole Christian mythos as propaganda for kids, but really it's a more palatable retelling for the modern age. A more forgiving version of Jesus for post WWII.

15.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

C.S. Lewis became a Christian later in life, and had some interesting opinions about Christianity (the whole idea of adherence to faith, rather than worship of one specific deity was a bit radical.)

15.11.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, to resolve the conflict in programming between his secret mission and the stated mission of the astronauts, HAL needed to remove Bowman.

15.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of when I visited Grandma and Grandpa as a kid, and read their entire collection of Louis L'Amour and Zane Grey in one week.

15.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is the convo with Satan extra? Is it R rated?

15.11.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Avoiding the news like the plague right now.

12.11.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched that one again... so what exactly happens to Robert Picardo? Do they have sex?

12.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is also where margarine gets its name. It’s naturally white and then dyed yellow for the consumer.

12.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My first gag reflex from a film ever.

11.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sugar. In water. More.

11.11.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mornig.

11.11.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They keep trying, but I’m wearing my aluminum foil helmet! Not getting thru this thing.

11.11.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always nice when someone mistakes me for an adult.

08.11.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo…

08.11.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My ceiling at my parents house still has a couple embedded in the popcorn ceiling, along with that silly string in a can stuff.

08.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glow in the dark stars!

08.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis in Chicago is entering a preliminary injunction governing the use of force against protesters and journalists.

06.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1091    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 18
ACECO Engineering & Construction Prepares Legal Case Against President Donald Trump Over Unpaid Balances Tied to the East Wing Demolition, Potential Lawsuit Could Exceed $75 Million

ACECO Engineering & Construction Prepares Legal Case Against President Donald Trump Over Unpaid Balances Tied to the East Wing Demolition, Potential Lawsuit Could Exceed $75 Million

Arrested Development "but it might work for us" meme

Arrested Development "but it might work for us" meme

GOOD MORNING

06.11.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 16

If you're curious, the font is called Shelley Script.

06.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be noted that this is not 'gold' script, it's colored in a gradient of yellowish browns to make it appear gold.

06.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

Obsessed w this. 😍

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

05.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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This person took this when they called the race

05.11.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 28847    πŸ” 7009    πŸ’¬ 488    πŸ“Œ 885

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